The Contrarian Party

[forsmant]

You have said nothing anyway.

 

[Theocrat]

What You Really Mean

Thank you for that suggestion. My party does not take marching orders from anyone.

On the contrary, you do take marching orders from anyone. Therefore, that means you're going to form an alliance with the Theocratic Dominionist Party.

We appreciate your support.

 

[forsmant]

Only contrarians can use contrary logic. I will not support you or your failing party.

 

[Theocrat]

Owned

Only contrarians can use contrary logic. I will not support you or your failing party.

On the contrary, non-contrarians can use contrarian logic, too. You lose.

 

[forsmant]

I always win. It is in the platform. You should read it before applying for ally ship.

 

[Theocrat]

Point of Inquiry

What is the Contrarian Party's position on being contrary?

 

[forsmant]

It is our position.

Come to the meeting at the Krusty Krab in the chat.

 

[TruckinMike]

You have said nothing anyway.

Hush, Speak only when spoken to!

TMike

 

[BeFranklin]

Welcome to Contrarian Party HQ, I am founder and chairman forsmant. Tis party is opposed to all other parties positions, even if it means we flip flop. In fact we encourage you to wear flip flops.

The Contrarian Party
Slogan: On the Contrary

Party Chairman: forsmant
Founded: September 5, 2008
Color: green
Political Position: opposite of yours.
Forum Position: none
Party Allies: none
Party Enemies: all other parties

Party Platform and Views
United States of America

Anything you believe is wrong.

Party members:

forsmant

I'm against this. Contrarian principle.

 

[lucius]

Welcome to Contrarian Party HQ, I am founder and chairman forsmant. Tis party is opposed to all other parties positions, even if it means we flip flop. In fact we encourage you to wear flip flops.

The Contrarian Party
Slogan: On the Contrary

Party Chairman: forsmant
Founded: September 5, 2008
Color: green
Political Position: opposite of yours.
Forum Position: none
Party Allies: none
Party Enemies: all other parties

Party Platform and Views
United States of America

Anything you believe is wrong.

Party members:

forsmant

Excellent, Erin roots no doubt!

 

[forsmant]

My party is not recognized as a major party on Ron Paul Forums? WTF?

 

[amy31416]

My party is not recognized as a major party on Ron Paul Forums? WTF?

Mine either. But we don't require such things. We like our stealth status.

 

[Cowlesy]

I am joining this party.

Does this negate the party's existence?

 

[forsmant]

Almost, but I will make an exception for an optimistic Browns fan.

 

[Cowlesy]

I think we should consider annexing Canada, but after doing so decide to give it to Belize.

 

[Truth Warrior]

I disagree.

 

[amy31416]

Son of a bitch.

 

[JosephTheLibertarian]

for a contrarian, you seem pretty cliche

 

[forsmant]

That is the joke.

 

[inibo]

As a duly authorized agent of the Erisian Liberation Front, I support the goals of your party and offer my support in undermining all the other parties, including yours, as it serve's the will of Eris.

eb

Hail Eris...

Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP.

GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?