The coming pandemic of “gay marriage”

I support Darwinism!

Gay Marriage is also a fantastic way to kill two birds with one stone. Overpopulation and Ophans. Then something needs to be done about the 'Breeders'. You know, the ones that live on the Welfare State and have more children just to get more money from the Welfare State. Oooh oooh! I have an idea! How about we stop incentivizing Welfare Babies!
 
Madison320 said:
We're speeding towards a dollar collapse and politicians are worried about ... gay marriage?
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It's a 'smokescreen' issue and always has been, just like abortion and (gasp!) racism. Nobody in the real world gives a fuck, but for some reason it's ALWAYS in the news.

You'd think folks frequenting RPF would know better and maybe they do and it's just the trolls who keep bringing this shit back to the front.
 
anaconda said:
Several horses have become first lady over the years.
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FDR was gay(er).
 
Brian Coulter said:
It's a 'smokescreen' issue and always has been, just like abortion and (gasp!) racism. Nobody in the real world gives a fuck, but for some reason it's ALWAYS in the news.
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I get the feeling that politicians are secretly making a huge sigh of relief when they get to talk about trivial issues like gay marriage. They're glad to talk about ANYTHING other than spending and the enormous debt.
 
Uncle Emanuel Watkins said:
Qualifier: What is being presented here is the result of the teaching of a false dichotomy, a system of diseducation which has, over the years, worked to the benefit of tyranny and to the detrement of the people. Therefore, I must refrain from this discussion as I don't perceive this matter as a legitimate issue, but as nonsense. Sorry.
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I'll give ya a rep for that Uncle.
 
I think a lot of it has to do with not wanting to pay out more benefits hiding behind the "excuse" of religion.

Oh no, we dont wanna pay out benefits (well, any benefits, ever, period, unless we've been forced to) because youre gay!


(this is SATIRE. DO NOT take it Seriously.)
 
CaptUSA said:
Yeah, no kidding!

As long as we're parsing definitions.... "Pandemic"??? Really?!
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Yep. We'll all be catching the "gay". Maybe the government will develop a vaccine before it's too late? The big question is what will be in the vaccine, and how will they inject it?
 
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Couple A = 2 guys, married by a justice of the peace, who receive a marriage license from the state.

Couple B = 1 man and 1 woman who exchange vows before family and loved ones at their church, and forgo a license from the state because they are anarcho capitalists.

When God looks down from Heaven, which couple does he considered married? Exactly. When it comes to marriage, the state is irrelevant.
 
Does Heaven really make any difference to two gay atheists? They do it for each other, not to satisfy the Heavens, not to satisfy the State, not to satisfy the Family, they do it for each other. Well, that and other things I dont really wanna know about.
 
Aden said:
Couple A = 2 guys, married by a justice of the peace, who receive a marriage license from the state.

Couple B = 1 man and 1 woman who exchange vows before family and loved ones at their church, and forgo a license from the state because they are anarcho capitalists.

When God looks down from Heaven, which couple does he considered married? Exactly. When it comes to marriage, the state is irrelevant.
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Right. Because two guys can't exchange vows before family/loved ones, or forgo a license from the state, or be anarcho capitalists.
 
Kluge said:
This is an awesome game called "Pandemic" where you can try to take out the world's population via various terrible diseases, transport, etc. Unfortunately, gay marriage is not one of the options to take out humanity, I have no idea why.

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html#game

For some reason I can NEVER get Madagascar. Bastards!
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I swear to God, Madagascar must be impossible to infect. I've infected the whole world before but couldn't get those clever fools. There has to be a way...

Anyway, I'm leaning toward thinking that this is just a smokescreen issue. The Government realizes that people were getting restless with all the spending and abuses by the police, so now they have to sate our blood-thirst with an issue that doesn't need to be solved right now. Honestly, we're worrying about who or what someone can love when our entire country is falling apart due to reasons much worst than gay people getting married.
 
Noble Savage said:
How will they prove if someone is gay and not just 2 friends living together?
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Heh...before I was married, I seriously considered paying a buddy of mine to "get married" for tax purposes since he was just starting his own business and could write a lot off while I had a decent salary and good medical benefits.

No living together or anything. Where does it say that we would be legally required to live together? It would be like going to the DMV to put someone else on the car title for whatever tax reason.
 
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