Wait, we have an army?
Oh man that is so awesome. Do we have a navy? Or an air-force? Like, can I requisition a boat?
I totally want to be in our navy. I would really like to be in command of a cutter-class sailing vessel, a real blue-ocean craft. Or if that's not possible, maybe I could serve as ship's artist or poet. I know it's not in naval tradition to have a ship's artist or poet, but if it's our navy we can make up our own rules.
Hey, don't blame me if you don't like my ideas. I'm just down with the folks who are providing you with a march in DC. I had absolutely no idea we had actual military forces. But now that we do, I know exactly what to do with them. Summer is here. I say we commandeer all of the Dairy Queens.
RESTORE THE REPUBLIC ONE ICE CREAM AT A TIME!
(joking as usual)