Texas Reformation Party

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Texas Reformation Party

Party Platform:

The platform of the Texas Reformation Party is intended to promote the continued excellence of the great state of Texas in an increasingly competitive world. The party will seek to promote capitalistic free markets, scientific and mathematical advancement and education, and general freedom among the people.

Platform Issues:

  • The expulsion of the city of Austin from the state of Texas
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  • Official commission to investigate the Californification of the city of Austin, and the spread of such Californification into the state of Texas
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  • Revitalize the Texas oil industry
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  • Abolition of the death penalty, which has long been a source of embarrassment to the great state of Texas
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  • Overhaul of the enforcement of ethics violations within Texas governing bodies.
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  • Overhaul of Texas governing bodies code of ethics
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  • Installation of video cameras into the Texas legislature
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  • Bring home fighter jets patrolling the skies over Baghdad, and return them to the skies of the Texas Gulf Coast
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  • Public exposure of Houston's millionaire/thug Tilman J Fertitta and his empire
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  • Removal of the Texas government's interference and manipulation of the affairs of private business
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  • Establishment of oversight committee to enforce secular/non-religious rulings in the matters of school boards
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  • General advancement of Texas' standing in academic excellence.
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  • Encouragement of charitable donations towards youth academics, arts, and sports
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  • Promotion of Texas athletic superiority
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  • Promotion of the state of Texas as the host of major sporting competitions.
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  • Securing future Olympic games, to be held in the city of Houston
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  • Ending the yearly invasion of Louisianians fleeing hurricanes by promoting their evacuating to alternative states.

Official State Movie: Rollerball
Official State Television Show: King of the Hill​
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Mitt Romney's sideburns - founder
 
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What the heck is with the focus on sports? Good Grief, I think you should take out sports and replace it with LIVE THEATRE. Tones
 
I realize some bullets were more serious than others, but I have a mostly-serious bullet to add.

  • All phones in the Texas legislature will be tapped. Recordings and transcriptions will be freely available.
I don't see why public officials shouldn't conduct all of their business publicly.
 
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Have you heard of Larry Kilgore? We met him in Ft Worth at the TX straw poll. He ran for senate last election and actually did pretty well. He's going to run for governor now. He's basically like Ron Paul except he wants TX to succeed from the US. I guess he thinks the US is too far gone. Fine by me!
 
Natalie said:
Have you heard of Larry Kilgore? We met him in Ft Worth at the TX straw poll. He ran for senate last election and actually did pretty well. He's going to run for governor now. He's basically like Ron Paul except he wants TX to succeed from the US. I guess he thinks the US is too far gone. Fine by me!
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It's secede, not succeed.

I like the party, but don't want to join. I support kicking Austin out of Texas, and since I was born in the Silicon Valley, I'm sorry our trash had to defile the Lone Star.

Though, I'd be exempt since some of my family lived in Texas before coming to California
 
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Natalie said:
Have you heard of Larry Kilgore? We met him in Ft Worth at the TX straw poll. He ran for senate last election and actually did pretty well. He's going to run for governor now. He's basically like Ron Paul except he wants TX to succeed from the US. I guess he thinks the US is too far gone. Fine by me!
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I have no problem with his succession plank. I encourage it! However, he is in favor of implementing biblical law. Imagine not having the natural right to sleep around.
 
Natalie said:
Have you heard of Larry Kilgore? We met him in Ft Worth at the TX straw poll. He ran for senate last election and actually did pretty well. He's going to run for governor now. He's basically like Ron Paul except he wants TX to succeed from the US. I guess he thinks the US is too far gone. Fine by me!
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His senate campaign website had Holocaust pictures on the homepage. No thanks.
 
I guess they are all for the invasion from Mexico. That would make sense now that 2/3rd's of the state is illegals.
 
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