Ted aspires to Rule the world and be in a porn Flick

[Suzanimal]

Love the socks. That's hawt.

*needs maple syrup*

 

[sparebulb]

Ted Diggler

 

[laurak]

Tweeted the campaign just in case..

The aspirations of 18-year old Ted Cruz https://youtu.be/vt-vG_TdOT4 @_MayEleanor @MichaelBiundo @MChisholm @dougstafford