Taiwanese CGI Video about Rand Paul Aqua Buddha Story

Didn't click over to Youtube to see the comments, so I don't know if anyone has translated this yet. Here's a rough translation by yours truly.


Title: USA 2010 Midterm Elections - Story of the Weirdo Candidate

Carly Fiorina re-invents herself

The Republican former CEO of HP, Carly Fiorina, is running for US Senator of California. What new ideas has she come up with?

Whitman runs for Governor of California

The former CEO of Ebay, Whitman, has already spent $100M dollars trying to buy the coveted Governor's seat. Will former governor Brown, also known as "Moonbeam," be able to stop her?

Rand Paul Exposed

Republican candidate for US Senator of Kentucky, Paul's college classmate revealed that she was kidnapped by Paul and his friend as a prank during their studies. The pair took her back to their apartment, and told her to smoke pot. After she refused, she was taken down to the river. The pair got excited after smoking some weed, saying that Aqua Buddha was their god, and forced her to bow to Aqua Buddha.

McMahon's fortune not to be trifled with

Conneticut Republican McMahon is preparing to spend $50M dollars to defeat her political competitor and become the next US Senator.

Ben Quayle: Like Father Like Son?

Arizona Republican candidate Ben Quayle is taking a traditional values approach. Not only does he love writing, but he's also got abundant experience with the ladies. Quayle is also attempting to project a "Family-loving father" image. But, in fact, he's not even married.
 
I think it is terrible. It looks like he garroted someone forcibly, which isn't anything like even the worst untrue versions from the original article.

Aqua Buddha is ok, but I haven't been posting this because the force implied makes me livid.
 
I think it is terrible. It looks like he garroted someone forcibly, which isn't anything like even the worst untrue versions from the original article.

Aqua Buddha is ok, but I haven't been posting this because the force implied makes me livid.

Relax dude, it's satire; I don't recall Meg Whitman literally buying the California governorship on EBay, nor do I think Sarah Palin and Barack Obama charged one another atop exploding elephants and donkeys.
 
Hahahaha, it's WAY funnier not understanding it.

heh, I guess I'm sorry I ruined the fun?

Anyway, it IS funny that the former CEO of Ebay is shown buying the election on an Ebay auction. In some ways, knowing Chinese caused me to miss some of the visual jokes, since I was so focused on the subtitles!
 
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