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Here is how I envision the fabled Million Motherfucker March
Sons of Liberty Style
First, we all dress up like Thomas Jefferson or George Washington
We all build canoes and then paddle up the Potomac to DC
We get out and as we do so, 15 Blackhawk helicopters fly in with speakers where the rockets should be
They all start blasting THIS
We pull out our Constitutions and storm the Capitol chanting "RON PAUL REVOLUTION RON PAUL REVOLUTION"
As we reach capitol hill, Ron Paul flies through in an F-22 Raptor and gives us a thumbs-up sign. He then pulls back on the stick and races towards the sun
At 3000 meters he ejects and free falls toward the white house. Then he pulls the cord and his parachute comes out
Except that its a big US CONSTITUTION that says "WE THE PEOPLE" on the other side
He lands on the White House roof in a ninja pose like this
We all run towards him and carry him into his new home
I dont know, I think this could work.
Sons of Liberty Style
First, we all dress up like Thomas Jefferson or George Washington
We all build canoes and then paddle up the Potomac to DC
We get out and as we do so, 15 Blackhawk helicopters fly in with speakers where the rockets should be
They all start blasting THIS
We pull out our Constitutions and storm the Capitol chanting "RON PAUL REVOLUTION RON PAUL REVOLUTION"
As we reach capitol hill, Ron Paul flies through in an F-22 Raptor and gives us a thumbs-up sign. He then pulls back on the stick and races towards the sun
At 3000 meters he ejects and free falls toward the white house. Then he pulls the cord and his parachute comes out
Except that its a big US CONSTITUTION that says "WE THE PEOPLE" on the other side
He lands on the White House roof in a ninja pose like this

We all run towards him and carry him into his new home
I dont know, I think this could work.