something hillarious I found on the web

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

So sometimes when I get a little bored I cruise this site called www.cavecanum.com . It is a site where people can tell their secrets no matter how deep or dark. It can be rather entertaining at times and at other times it can just be downright sad. Today I was taking a look at the site and I found this piece and just immediately busted into laughter. The sheep are beginning to realize they have been duped again.

"I was so excited about the "change" we were all waiting to see in the next four years. Now he has filled the offices up with old Clinton cronies including friking Hillary. THERE IS NO CHANGE THERE, I WANT MY VOTE BACK. What a joke. Just like always, make big promises, get elected, then back to the same old-same old. The only change was that more of us dumb fokers fell for it this time than usual."

 

[The One]

Nice, but unfortunately I would guesstimate that over 90% of the people who voted for Buttcrack Aroma don't even know anything about the people he is bringing into his administration, and they probably never will.

 

[brandon]

The top secret now is

My secret is that I have been stockpiling food and other basic supplies because I am concerned that food prices will rise dramatically in June. I have been extremely worried that we are entering a depression that will rival the great depression. I am aiming for a 4 year supply.

Ok, so who wrote this? Which one of you?

 

[The One]

the top secret now is


ok, so who wrote this? Which one of you?

lol!!!!!!

 

[resistoppression]

My personal favorite is :

"my dad and his girlfriend have been together for about 5 years and ya i had sex with her son. i really hope they don't get married cause i don't wanna have him as my step brother. he hates my guts cause i broke his heart. i still think about him sometimes. "

 

[heavenlyboy34]

This one struck me as rather funny:

"
I'm afraid that I masturbate so much, eventually my clitoris will just stop working one day.

F/20/virgin

"

LOL I wonder if an RPF chick wrote this.

 

[The One]

This one struck me as rather funny:

"
I'm afraid that I masturbate so much, eventually my clitoris will just stop working one day.

F/20/virgin

"

LOL I wonder if an RPF chick wrote this.

Okay, then how about this one? WTF is wrong with people????

"I masturbated via anal penetration for the first time ever last night. It felt pretty good while I was doing it, but looking back on it it was nothing special. But when I jerked off the explosion was much more intense.

29 straight M"

 

[Bruno]

The top secret now is


Ok, so who wrote this? Which one of you?

And this! lol

My secret is that I voted for Ron Paul even though I told everyone that I voted for Obama. The reason I did this is because I was afraid that Obama's national security corps would come to get me once Obama declares martial law.

 

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

bump

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Okay, then how about this one? WTF is wrong with people????

"I masturbated via anal penetration for the first time ever last night. It felt pretty good while I was doing it, but looking back on it it was nothing special. But when I jerked off the explosion was much more intense.

29 straight M"

What do you mean? You think that what he did was wrong or that his "confession" on the webbernet was wrong?

 

[The One]

What do you mean? You think that what he did was wrong or that his "confession" on the webbernet was wrong?

I would say that an inclination to publicly discuss cramming your finger up your ass is not a quality I admire.

 

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

Man, some people are just beyond hope.

"The reason you did not vote for Obama is because he is black. Stop sugar-coating it and lying. Voting for a somebody who was already who practically had a zero chance at winning? Who does that?"

 

[orafi]

What do you mean? You think that what he did was wrong or that his "confession" on the webbernet was wrong?

it's just too much info, dawg.