Apparently Snowden failed Geography 101 in college, because his amnesty requests make absolutely zip-zero-nada sense. So, the United States is hunting you down and you need to find a country where your amnesty at least has a shot of being accepted. What do you do? You freaking apply for Amnesty in a bunch of Pro-U.S. countries like Austria, Finland, Ireland, Norway, Poland, Spain and Switzerland. Because NATO, EU members and U.S. allies are definitely going to risk their bums by giving you amnesty.
It's absolutely bizarre and stupid, and it's diminishing his case for amnesty elsewhere.
So where in Europe should he apply? Hmm Lets see.
-Russia. Who cares if Putin has conditions for you to stay at least you would be safe.
-Belarus. They hate the U.S. even more then Russia, they are located close to Moscow and most people couldn't even find this European country on a map.
-Moldova. Another European country that is in the same ball park, they are separate from the EU and dependent on Russia.
Nowhere else in Europe makes any sense, the sooner he figures this out the better imo. If you are on the run from a serial killer, would you ask to stay at his mothers house? That is essentially what Snowden is doing.

So where in Europe should he apply? Hmm Lets see.
-Russia. Who cares if Putin has conditions for you to stay at least you would be safe.
-Belarus. They hate the U.S. even more then Russia, they are located close to Moscow and most people couldn't even find this European country on a map.
-Moldova. Another European country that is in the same ball park, they are separate from the EU and dependent on Russia.
Nowhere else in Europe makes any sense, the sooner he figures this out the better imo. If you are on the run from a serial killer, would you ask to stay at his mothers house? That is essentially what Snowden is doing.