Slate: Santa Claus shouldn’t be a white man anymore

[Philhelm]

This picture suggests otherwise

Illegal Avians.

 

[James Madison]

As a non-white immigrant, I have to say that I have never seen a country which bends over backwards so much to destroy the culture of its predominant race. It amazes me everyday to see how much of self-loathing the whites have. Sorry, but you guys are suckers.

White liberals are an especially loathsome lot.

 

[DamianTV]

Is the solution either a Racially Ambiguous Santa Claus, or a Racially Ambiguous Jesus Christ, or even a Racially Ambiguous Mohammed?

 

[green73]

Ok, I'm taking a guess before I read the thread. He should be Eskimo, right?

Edit.

Wow, way off.

 

[green73]

OMG, the white hate is so funny.

 

[green73]

Another example of white privilege. Only white kids can enjoy Santa.

It's an abomination anyway! right?

 

[green73]

I, for one, would welcome our new penguin Santa. Penguins are much cooler than humans.

No offense, but you're sick.

 

[green73]

Beards are racist now, too.

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showth...et-conservative-message-quot&highlight=beards

Indeed.

 

[green73]

I see the Progressives want to go 'GREEN' then?

They do have some hot chicks--if you can avoid politics.

 

[green73]

Finally

I'd let her be my Santa

 

[green73]

As a non-white immigrant, I have to say that I have never seen a country which bends over backwards so much to destroy the culture of its predominant race. It amazes me everyday to see how much of self-loathing the whites have. Sorry, but you guys are suckers.

Best comment I've read in months. Thank you.

 

[green73]

This is stupid, since penguins don't live in the North Pole.

Zoikes!

 

[acptulsa]

This is stupid, since penguins don't live in the North Pole.

That IS one hell of a commute.

But it's ok. Reindeer are green enough. At least I assume their emissions are about the same color as horse emissions...

 

[2young2vote]

I personally think all of this Rudolph loving is sick! He didn't even do anything to become so popular. All of the other Reindeer hated him. They laughed and even called him names! Then all of a sudden someone with authority enslaved him and abused his deformity to the delight of billions of children around the world. Now all the reindeer love him, but only because he'll go down in history as the laughing stock of all the reindeer.

I think Prancer should be the new Santa Clause.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I personally think all of this Rudolph loving is sick! He didn't even do anything to become so popular. All of the other Reindeer hated him. They laughed and even called him names! Then all of a sudden someone with authority enslaved him and abused his deformity to the delight of billions of children around the world. Now all the reindeer love him, but only because he'll go down in history as the laughing stock of all the reindeer.

I think Prancer should be the new Santa Clause.

Prancer is too cruel and not jolly enough. I vote for Vixen.

 

[bolil]

Prancer is too cruel and not jolly enough. I vote for Vixen.

Vixen is a sally. Prancer for pres, yo. He will bomb A, instead of B, and B is clearly our ally.

Fuck, Politics took Christmas. We lose.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Vixen is a sally. Prancer for pres, yo. He will bomb A, instead of B, and B is clearly our ally.

Fuck, Politics took Christmas. We lose.

We've still got Festivus! :o /looks at the bright side of the situation

 

[Danke]

Is the Abominable Snowman too white for the role?

 

[enhanced_deficit]

It will be very long time before US Americans do another venture like Iraqi freedom.

 

[catfeathers]

Saint Nicholas was Turkish so shouldn't Santa be sort of brownish anyway?