Agree that it is a sound analysis, and I was on board with it, until he settled on Austin.
South Texas for the win!
Since you all are Ron Paul supporters, its ok if I tell you this, but don't invite any democrats or neo-cons with you though or your fair game for white tail deer hunts.
Why South Texas you sexy Ron Paul supporter you?
Cold Winter? What's that when it gets to 32 degrees for a cumuliative total of (correction) 1 full week in a year?
Hablamos y entendemos English gringos!
Guns? Our friggin KIDS have guns! Hell our GUNS have guns!
Wild game?! The government even PAYS people to shoot all the wild hog here!
Skin color? Ok, so most people are brown (the sun will brown you fine like us too), but we've got everybody up in here ESPECIALLY winter Texans who don't want to go back home. Just be sure to like tacos and tamales. (I'm not joking about the tacos.)
You'll be welcomed if you do what Winter Texans do, they and bring cash (gold and silver in this scenario!) and buy our shit!
Located at the Southern Tejano State of Texas where San Antonio is the unoffical capital.
Yes! Technically, we are still part of America at the moment! The Constitution applies unless you run into a US gov. Federal agent. If you do, RUN!
WE HAVE WHATABURGER and H.E.B.!!! (I'm sure they will still be around in an economic collapse.)
We have a TON of fields for food. Seriously do you want some work? We'll pay you in Ruby Red Grapefruit.
People waste their ENTIRE DAY looking at our "rare" birds. Good god, they aren't rare if I see them every goddamned day!
Coastal fishing! South Padre Island! Even our damned canals have fishermen!
Regional negatives:
Don't come if your afraid of the Zetas, Gulf, Juarez, Sinaloa... or any other drug Cartel. You'll be afraid year 'round.
If you don't like jalapenos, get used to saying you don't want jalapenos in your food.
We salsa everything.
We have weird food. Some are winners like grilled corn ears, with mayonnase, chilli powder and butter... but not all are winners. I blame the Mexicans. They'll eat ANYTHING.
Norteno (mexican) music has ruined Tejano music. No more Selena, sorry.
Our roaming mariachi bands don't get paid ****.
We haggle the price of EVERYTHING down. Even your below minimum wage paycheck. That is why everything is so cheap. WE ARE CHEAP.
Don't drink the river water or resaca water. Just don't. Remeber that drug cartel thing? Yeah, that is there they dump the bodies.
We have MOSQUITOS!
Rain water? What is that? You mean when a hurricane comes around and throws water everywhere for a few days out of the year?
LOL wtf is a Mazarati?
WATCH OUT FOR FALLING BULLETS ON NEW YEARS! THE NEIGHBOR RAN OUT OF FIREWORKS!!!
To many democrats and welfare dependents/thieves.