Sex Doll Saved From Drowning By 18 Cops (vid)

[DamianTV]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/sex-doll-saved-from-drowning_n_1696434.html

The phrase "inflated body count' took on new meaning for 18 cops in China's Shandong Province who worked together to save a sex doll they thought was a drowning woman.

The incident happened July 11 when officers responded to a report that there was a lady in distress in one of the province's rivers. The crew worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue the woman, according to Digital Journal, and in the process, attracted a crowd of about 1,000 curious, excited and anxious spectators to the scene.

It took more than 40 minutes before the officers were able to recover the pleasure toy.

After confirming that they had indeed run around in a panic for nearly an hour over trying to rescue someone’s blow-up girlfriend, the police presented it to the anxious crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and walked away, according to RocketNews24.com

No word on how the sex doll got in the river in the first place, but the Times of India reports that Shandong is an important center for producing sex toys in China and supplies them across the globe.

(vid's on the link)

 

[Danke]

"...Shandong is an important center for producing sex toys in China and supplies them across the globe. "


lol

 

[Origanalist]

Is this what a Shandong looks like?

 

[luctor-et-emergo]

Everything that comes out of China is fake, right ?
Even drowning women...

 

[MelissaWV]

It's kind of funny to think these parents were covering their kids' eyes when it turned out to be a blow-up doll.

If it had been a corpse, that'd have been fine to see.

 

[Origanalist]

It's kind of funny to think these parents were covering their kids' eyes when it turned out to be a blow-up doll.

If it had been a corpse, that'd have been fine to see.

It seems that's exactly the opposite of what might happen in many places here. Sensibilities are strange things.

 

[youngbuck]

ROFL, thread FTW.

 

[Matt Collins]

Reminds me of this video:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIMtIGqCxv4

 

[heavenlyboy34]

So they also have a habit of mistaking sex toys for "rare mushroom species". lolz

 

[AGRP]

Anyone else not see the video at the link?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Anyone else not see the video at the link?

works perfectly for me. /shrugs

 

[QuickZ06]

HAHAH funny stuff. Cant believe they thought that sex toy was a new species as well.

 

[jd603]

totally, +rep

It's kind of funny to think these parents were covering their kids' eyes when it turned out to be a blow-up doll.

If it had been a corpse, that'd have been fine to see.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Thank Jeebus for sex dolls. In that 40 minutes those 18 cops were too occupied to shoot pot smokers, burglary victims or dogs. It's like a real life version of the positive part of Final Destination.

 

[DamianTV]

It could be when those cops worked so hard to save the "girl" they thought the girl drowning was their own girlfriend! I mean Inflabable Woman. Oh shit! I cant let all the rest of the other cops know I have sex with a sex toy! I put my name on my sex toy, and if they find it, Im in deep doo doo!