Here is the take you can expect middle America to have; remember they don't have the tiniest idea who you are or what you want and will form an opinion in 5 seconds or less:
Constitution Revolution - must be something having to do with a singing kid's show
Don't Tread on Me - probably some kind of monster truck rally
Freedom Spectacle - DEFINITELY ice capades
Hope for America - the Clintons for sure, probably direct from Hope Arkansas
Legalize the Constitution - legalize marijuana will be the first thing to pop into everyone's head
Liberty Rally/March - we love the statue of liberty, let's all sing about it
Patriot's Protest - the nutjobs patrolling the Mexican border want permission to shoot to kill
Restore the Constitution - I knew the paper was in bad shape, but can it be fixed?
Restore the Republic - which ship is that again?
Ron Paul Revolution - we've ignored him for months; here is another opportunity
Save Our Country - from what? It's not the prohibitionists again, is it?
Sons of Liberty - those are the guys living in the backwoods of Idaho, right?
The Gathering Together of the Remnant - they're collecting rags! Wow, things ARE tough.
We Are One Liberty March - la-la leftists unite and we'll all sing koombaya and "help" somebody!
We The People - we the people, what? What do you mean? Oh hell, change the channel Martha.