School junk food bans create underground black market

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This is hilarious! Teaching little kids how to buy and sell on the black market and become criminal entrepreneurs.

The recently passed Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act (PDF) offers some positive steps to improve how our children eat in schools. But in trying to make schools nutritional oases, public health officials have unwittingly unleashed the black market genie ready and able to fill the void left by departing sodas and snacks. Now, budding student entrepreneurs are rushing in to meet the demand for snacks and beverages that are no longer available legitimately.

Once again, well-intended legislation has not considered how market forces might affect the intended outcomes. Here are some examples:

• Following the passage of the Texas Public School Nutrition Policy, which banned candy, enterprising students at Austin High began selling bags full of candy at premium prices, with some reportedly making up to $200 per week.

• Similarly, young entrepreneurs at one Boca Raton (Florida) middle school make runs to the local Costco and buy candy bars, doughnuts, and other high-calorie snacks in bulk. They then offer these goodies for sale in an environment that has supposedly eradicated such goodies.

An eighth-grade student body vice president in Connecticut was forced to resign after buying Skittles from an underground "dealer."

• The U.K. has also seen its share of black market trade in banned foods, snacks, and beverages, with schools in Oxford, Dorset, and Essex reporting healthy underground markets trading in food contraband. The plots ranged from kids selling McDonald's hamburgers in playgrounds to bicycle-riding entrepreneurs hauling bags of soft drinks and milk chocolate for sale.

Read more:
http://www.theatlantic.com/food/arc...e-wrong-way-to-improve-child-nutrition/69265/
 
This happens regularly at my school. They banned energy drinks and soda, but kids carry them around in their backpacks and sell them for a few bucks. Oddly enough, many teachers do not seem to care.
 
This is funny. They didn't do that when I was in school. I still remember every Friday some club would bake cookies. Otis Spunkmier. Yum!
 
A perfect example of why prohibition doesn't work.. Do people just not get it? I can't believe we're punishing people for selling / buying skittles! THIS IS MADNESS!

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This happens regularly at my school. They banned energy drinks and soda, but kids carry them around in their backpacks and sell them for a few bucks. Oddly enough, many teachers do not seem to care.

I would not care as well , if I was teaching .
 
A perfect example of why prohibition doesn't work.. Do people just not get it? I can't believe we're punishing people for selling / buying skittles! THIS IS MADNESS!

You know, skittles are a gateway food to eating twinkies, studies have proved it. They are forbidden for a reason.
 
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• Similarly, young entrepreneurs at one Boca Raton (Florida) middle school make runs to the local Costco and buy candy bars, doughnuts, and other high-calorie snacks in bulk.

I worked at a place where a guy used to do that. He undercut the vending machine by a good margin. There was no cafeteria, so there was no "corporate" competition to complain and shut him down....
 
yo yo come here dude. i gotz the bomb twinkies. they got the cream!! just 350:) said with chef's accent!!
 
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I think we need stricter posession rules at school. Detention won't cut it, they need to start suspending students for these crimes. We might even need to bring in the local police to stop this. I propose that the schools form a SEA (Sweets Enforcement Administration)

Do they have sugar sniffing dogs?
 
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