Spikender
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Excerpt from the Manual For Dealing With Police:
When a Peace Officer of America's Holy Ministry of Law Enforcement decides to grace you with his or her presence, look down at their boots like a scared puppy and keep your hands on the wheel and talk only when the officer allows it. Remember: you are a mere citizen, and you need to show your hardworking Friendly Neighborhood Peace Officer the utmost respect and obedience like a good little convict-in-training.
When a Peace Officer of America's Holy Ministry of Law Enforcement decides to grace you with his or her presence, look down at their boots like a scared puppy and keep your hands on the wheel and talk only when the officer allows it. Remember: you are a mere citizen, and you need to show your hardworking Friendly Neighborhood Peace Officer the utmost respect and obedience like a good little convict-in-training.