[Satire] Rand Won Debate Thread 12-15-15

[nikcers]

You guys see that opening statement by Rand, he just threw the neocons under the bus for funding and creating ISIS. On the economy he was on point, he described the Austrian Boom bust cycle and why we need to audit the fed. Wow now he just called Cruz a fake conservative because he said he would increase deficit spending for defense against ISIS even though our defense industry created isis. He just wants to create a feedback loop that will bankrupt the country. He is just as corrupt as the rest of them. WOW RAND CALLED TRUMP A DINGLEBERRY TOUPEE!

 

[Cabal]

 

[libertyplz]

You guys see that opening statement by Rand, he just threw the neocons under the bus for funding and creating ISIS. On the economy he was on point, he described the Austrian Boom bust cycle and why we need to audit the fed. Wow now he just called Cruz a fake conservative because he said he would increase deficit spending for defense against ISIS even though our defense industry created isis. He just wants to create a feedback loop that will bankrupt the country. He is just as corrupt as the rest of them.

General publics reaction: wtf is he talking about? I don't understand what he's saying...

WOW RAND CALLED TRUMP A DINGLEBERRY TOUPEE!

General Publics reaction:

Sophomoric name calling is more their speed

 

[derek4ever]

You guys see that opening statement by Rand, he just threw the neocons under the bus for funding and creating ISIS. On the economy he was on point, he described the Austrian Boom bust cycle and why we need to audit the fed. Wow now he just called Cruz a fake conservative because he said he would increase deficit spending for defense against ISIS even though our defense industry created isis. He just wants to create a feedback loop that will bankrupt the country. He is just as corrupt as the rest of them. WOW RAND CALLED TRUMP A DINGLEBERRY TOUPEE!

Were you daydreaming, do you have a crystal ball or did Rand give an interview on one of the MSM channels that I missed?

 

[nikcers]

Were you daydreaming, do you have a crystal ball or did Rand give an interview on one of the MSM channels that I missed?

You're not watching the CNN debate? Trump just said he is making gay sex illegal again. He says he is talking to bill gates and he is going to make 30 million people put up a wall. He says he will let people back in after they deport them all out though. Only the good ones though, not the bad ones, or the rapists.

 

[luctor-et-emergo]

You're not watching the CNN debate? Trump just said he is making gay sex illegal again. He says he is talking to bill gates and he is going to make 30 million people put up a wall. He says he will let people back in after they deport them all out though. Only the good ones though, not the bad ones, or the rapists.

Right and he's also going to build a bridge to nowhere and it will be great.

 

[nikcers]

Were you daydreaming, do you have a crystal ball or did Rand give an interview on one of the MSM channels that I missed?

just in case you missed it

 

[Dary]

Curz just said he'd nuke Booflandia. The audience erupted in applause.

 

[dude58677]

Debate highlights-

Donald Trump: Government needs to be big, powerful, controlling and corrupt. I know smart people that can make this happen. BTW, Rand Paul and his father are whackjobs!

Audience: Applause!

Bill O'Reilly: Best part from Donald Trump all night.

 

[EBounding]

 

[HarryBrowneLives]

U see that? Trump just said we need to "Bomb the hell out of Canada" to keep our country safe from terrorists. "I know the Canadians, I'm friends with a lot of lumberjacks ...they're good people, they respect me ...but, trust me, I've made a boatload of money and we need to bomb the hell out of these people." Plus, my penis is larger than anybody else's on the stage outside of Carly. Crowd goes ballistic ...women start throwing their panties on the stage.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

U see that? Trump just said we need to "Bomb the hell out of Canada" to keep our country safe from terrorists. "I know the Canadians, I'm friends with a lot of lumberjacks ...they're good people, they respect me ...but, trust me, I've made a boatload of money and we need to bomb the hell out of these people." Plus, my penis is larger than anybody else's on the stage outside of Carly. Crowd goes ballistic ...women start throwing their panties on the stage.

Trump finished by saying after invading Canada we would take all the Maple Syrup... And that this would make up for the beating we took from Guy Carleton..


oh wait.. "Guy Carleton is a lightweight!!" thats more like Trumpie

 

[ds21089]

Rand after calling out all the other candidates' bullshit during the debate:

 

[derek4ever]

Trump finished by saying after invading Canada we would take all the Maple Syrup... And that this would make up for the beating we took from Guy Carleton..


oh wait.. "Guy Carleton is a lightweight!!" thats more like Trumpie

He's saying that he's taking canadian maple syrup for all the terrance and phillip jokes that gagged american families out!

 

[Dary]

I'm not sure, but I think Carson just fell asleep. His eyes are closed and he's making a sort of snoring sound... Nope, nope he's awake....Wait.....

 

[Paul4Prez]

Rand pointed out that Trump wants to turn the US into North Korea by deleting the First Amendment, that Rubio wants to let more terrorists in, and that Christie will take us into WWIII. I think that counts for 3 victories.