Russia Would Like Alaska Back.

[JeNNiF00F00]

His nose is really big, but he's cool.

I know one thing: Russia has really hott women. Look at the ones who interview Ron Paul for Russia TV. Smokin'.

lol Like Natasha from Bullwinkle?

Niko from GTAIV is ehhh. I bet his breath smells.

 

[Michael Landon]

I'll tell you right now that there is NO WAY Montana would ever agree to be part of anti-gun Canada or give Canada any say in how they run their state. Hell, I'm willing to bet Montana could probably conquer Canada if they wanted to. Also, I highly doubt Wisconsin, and all their gun-toting cheeseheads would be willing to bow to Canada either. The same goes to the Mafia controlled Nevada and their perceived Chinese owners. Although being from Liberal Minnesota, I'm willing to bet most Minnesotans would welcome Canada as their masters.

- ML

 

[revolutionist]

Why would KY, TN, SC, NC, VA, and WV all join the northeastern states rather than the southern states?

 

[weatherbill]

Russia will indeed get Alaska back.

China will get all the west, CA, OR, WA, NV, Utah, Idaho parts of Montana

Russia will get all the eastern states.

mexico will get some of texas, AZ and NM

We will be left with Colorado east to the mississippi.

 

[kombayn]

Our Government rather nuke the world then last that little banner above happen.

 

[M House]

I say we give Alaska back, it costs us money to keep people living there.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Russia will indeed get Alaska back.

China will get all the west, CA, OR, WA, NV, Utah, Idaho parts of Montana

Russia will get all the eastern states.

mexico will get some of texas, AZ and NM

We will be left with Colorado east to the mississippi.

I foresee Spain getting the SW territories. Mexico is more poor than we are, I PROMISE.

 

[Chosen]

To the professor:

I predict that the authoritarian collectivist economy of the Soviet Union, which has one channel for information and no way to tell if it is falling off a cliff, will collapse. I predict that the Soviet Union will fall politically and all of the former territories, previous sovereign entities, will break up and gain independence. Russia will shrink in size and lose influence in the world.

As Toffler put it:

...how many left handed screws...

Anyone willing to bet on it? I foresee most of those territories becoming their own Republics. Like Ukraine etc...

 

[Andrew-Austin]

For whatever reason I lol'd at the thought of Canada grabbing hold of that much US territory.

 

[pinkmandy]

Why would KY, TN, SC, NC, VA, and WV all join the northeastern states rather than the southern states?

I can't imagine they would. That's a region itself. Northern VA (DC area) and part of the northern coast might go w/the north but not the rest.

 

[Chosen]

I predict several angry Montana Boy Scout Troops conquering regions of Canada.

 

[idiom]

When the going gets tough, he says, wealthier states will withhold funds from the federal government and effectively secede from the union.

Lol Fail.