Yesterday, the Oklahoma 5th District handed the GOP establishment their a$$, as we dominated OUR convention. I am happy to report the spirit of ALL three delegates and ALL three alternates now belong to Dr. Paul. There was nothing they could do to stop our awesome power as we implemented our orders from the Boss. We carefully selected candidates who would not 'offend' the sentiments of those who love undeclared war, crushing debt, NDAA and all the other things the establishment of both sides represent and hold dear. As the convention progressed through voting, the shock and awe left the establishment GOP conventioneers breathless as the vote was taken. After our first stealth candidate won, we knew that our favored "plan A" of full frontal attack could be deployed. We annihilated the opposition openly.
Each candidate gave their speeches and we applauded our people with the usual Paulie enthusiasm. At that point, we knew we had overwhelming power and the word went out to vote straight down the list and exercise the desired 'Plan A'. Our stealth candidate was loved by both sides and he won handily. None of our other candidates received any votes, including ours, but no one cared, since we knew that each candidate would get their flood of votes when it was their turn. Down the list we went, as each of our six choices were installed. It was brutal and surgical. I hate to brag, but we just showed everyone exactly what Ron Paul needs us to do and how to do it.
Of course, our delegates know their first vote in Tampa must be in accordance with party rules and they will follow the rules fairly, but it's going to take some fancy cheating in Tampa to ensure that a house stuffed to the gills with Ron Paul delegates will find a clear winner in the first vote. As the boss told Jay Leno, after the first vote, the delegates are all free to vote their conscience. This is how we win delegates for Ron Paul, folks.
Yesterday was like shooting fish in a barrel and the Boss has given us a flawless plan. Forgive my boasts, but we in the 5th District of Oklahoma showed all y'all exactly how we do things in the Sooner State. Next, we will demonstrate the brilliance of Dr. Paul's plan as we gather even more awesome Ron Paul delegates, from a new pool of at-large delegate candidates in the coming weeks. Please stay tuned.