Hi, I'll introduce myself. I'm a Libertarian on the anarcho-capitalist end of the scale. I spent almost every dime I had left trying to kill two birds with one stone. The first bird was supporting Ron Paul. I was slightly less than successful as the second bird left me a little limited with regard to communication and I didn't arrive in time to really help out with the caucus. That second bird was trying to come here to make a life for myself where there's an actual job market, as I've been unemployed since August.
Now, I'm here in Vegas, I have exactly $22 to my name. I would appreciate any assistance anyone here could give, whether useful advice or space on a couch until I can pick up one of the delicious tech jobs I've already found advertised.
Now, I'm here in Vegas, I have exactly $22 to my name. I would appreciate any assistance anyone here could give, whether useful advice or space on a couch until I can pick up one of the delicious tech jobs I've already found advertised.

A nice woman with an unusual mode of transportation has opened her house to me. So I thank you to those who have had kind words at least.