Ron Paul Jokes ;)

[Carson]

Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.

When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the
bed for Ron Paul.

Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
him look shorter.

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.

All good ones.

 

[sailingaway]

from twitter, a quote that is Ron Paul making a joke:

"Nobody believes the government. I'd say thats a good start." -Ron Paul

 

[S.Shorland]

'Ne'er so surely were men put in their rightful place,than when Ron Paul held up his humble mirror to their monstrous face.'
(Just for fun.All glory belongs to God).

 

[S.Shorland]

Ron Paul was caught in a lie! But it's OK,he escaped by retiring.

 

[RonPaulFanInGA]

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What sort of evil doing is this?! Even the mighty Landon fails to gain access to this page!!

- ML

it is in archives. A lot of it you really don't want to see, even matt edited out his own OP it looks like.

This is suitable for family viewing though:

Thankfully Archive.org means never having to say goodbye.

http://web.archive.org/web/20071024034753/http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=27545

For good measure:

 

[Athan]

Ron Paul is not able to die. He seceeds to Heaven.

 

[IndianaPolitico]

They tried to get Ron Paul in the Expendables 2, but they had to settle for Chuck Norris instead.

 

[Michael Landon]

Ron Paul remembers the future.

- ML

 

[sailingaway]

I like! Well, not the ones dredged up from archives....

 

[KrokHead]

Ron Paul is so old he refers to Adam and Eve as "whippersnappers."

Ron Paul remembers when cannabis got you less high than iceberg lettuce.

Ron Paul is so old he will even outlive Castro.

Ron Paul used to pay five cents to watch news reels with Hitler making speeches before they became Downfall videos.

I could go on!

 

[RonPaulFanInGA]

Ron Paul used to pay five cents to watch news reels with Hitler making speeches before they became Downfall videos.

Ron Paul would not pay for Hitler propaganda.

 

[enhanced_deficit]

A Ron Paul supporter, a McCain supporter and an Obama supporter go to a bar.

Couldn't help it

Joke under construction sign here.

 

[KingRobbStark]

Ron Paul is so old he fathered Thomas Jefferson.

 

[S.Shorland]

Ron Paul is old but he comes with an unlimited freedom warranty

 

[TheGrinch]

A rabbi, a priest and Ron Paul walk into a bar, the bartender says, "hey, why the long face"... Dammit, I told it wrong...

 

[TheGrinch]

OK, I've got it now...

Ron Paul walks into a bar and says, "I don't drink, but I respect your right to ingest what you choose so long as you don't harm others"... Dammit, this is hard...

 

[S.Shorland]

Ron Paul walked into a bar.First one since Jefferson set it.