Ron Paul drinks Fiji water

[Kludge]

Ya' know, Yates... I think you just summarized TO's life story.

 

[The One]

Duh....I just noticed the cuffs. I guess that answers my question.

 

[The One]

Ya' know, Yates... I think you just summarized TO's life story.

Pretty much.....except the gold bars. I have a little.....maybe about 1% of what you see in the picture.

BTW.....Go be miserable someplace else.

 

[brandon]

Duh....I just noticed the cuffs. I guess that answers my question.

I want to go over to my friends house for some beers tonight, but I am scared. I dont want to spend the night in jail again. Maybe if I go out I should drive to get my late night munchies instead of walking.

Or maybe I should get drunk and goto the 7/11, but this time bring really suspicious things with me. I could bring a backpack filled with plastic sporks and ammunition. Or maybe I should bring a locked briefcase filled with hotdogs, and buy an additional hot dog at the 7/11. I gotta keep these cops on their toes.

 

[Danke]

I think you should lay off those hot dogs and stick to a liquid diet.

 

[Kludge]

[Retracted]

 

[Danke]

I went to Sam's Club a couple days ago.

Damn - they had hot dogs with a giant-sized fountain drink for just $1.70! With free refills and a nice host of condiments! It was good

Did the cops give you a hard time too?

 

[Kludge]

[Retracted]

 

[The One]

No... But there was a morbidly obese woman there who kept looking into my eyes. Creeped me out.

You sure she wasn't looking into your mouth??? Ya know, enviously eyeballing that hot dog you were masticating.

 

[Danke]

No... But there was a morbidly obese woman there who kept looking into my eyes. Creeped me out.

A good socialist would have shared.

 

[Kludge]

[Retracted]

 

[Danke]

Damn! I didn't even think that she would have wanted some of my food!

I'm such a dirty free marketard.

Ah ha! Caught ya. You are the real Kludge!

 

[Kludge]

[Retracted]

 

[The One]

been-gone-for-ten-days-bump

 

[The One]

Approaching 8,000 bump.

 

[lasenorita]

*Gasp*

That's not Fiji water!

That's Ozarka fluoridated bottled water.

It's the most popular bottled water product in Texas, and their headquarters, spring water operations, and bottling facilities are located in that state. They have a $10,000 Earth Science Scholarship Fund, and host baseball clinics with the Texas Rangers. Ozarka bottles are 'eco-shaped' (1/2 L bottles contain 30% less plastic and 20% less paper), and are 100% recyclable.



Oh lookie! This thread made the RPSR. No greater honor, I'm tellin' ya.

 

[The One]

Amy-bump.

 

[JosephTheLibertarian]

I'm drinking Poland Springs ATM

 

[Scofield]

Oh my goodness, he drinks water!!! Somebody tell Fox News!!

I find it hilarious that this type of thread is 24-pages, when everyone here has bitched about the trivial news seen on Fox News, CNN, etc.. at least once in their lifetime.

 

[amy31416]

Amy-bump.

You are so easy, ya big ho.