Ron Paul drinks Fiji water

[The One]

Fat-ass bump.

 

[Danke]

Fat-ass bump.

Only a fat-ass douchebag would bump his own thread more than twice...

 

[The One]

Only a fat-ass douchebag would bump his own thread more than twice...

I'm not sure why, but that really hurt.

 

[zach]

i'll bump this because i like fiji water kinda, and i like ron paul a lot

 

[yaz]

someone lock this thread.

 

[The One]

someone lock this thread.

Someone kick yaz in the nuts.

 

[zach]

i like this thread, dammit.

 

[Maverick]

Breaking News: Fiji Water Declares Financial Troubles, Seeks $200 Million Federal Bailout

In a statement released Tuesday morning by Fiji Water Company LLC, CEO Stuart Resnick reached out to government officials in an attempt to secure assistance for his embattled enterprise. While the news of the second-biggest imported water brand's troubles has come as a shock to many, the statement details a host of concerns bubbling just below the surface. "We are overextended on credit and many of our bottling plants are underwater. We're circling the drain, but we're too big to fail." When reached for comment, one spokesperson for the company added "We just need some liquidity."

Damn, even Fiji water is taking gov't handouts! Guess who I'm not buying from anymore?

Disclaimer: This post is entirely satirical.

 

[acptulsa]

Fiji's got the flow. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be cash flow.

 

[angelatc]

Why isn't there a poll?

 

[acptulsa]

Why isn't there a poll?

Because we already know Kludge is a douchebag?

 

[The One]

Why isn't there a poll?

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=163932&highlight=fiji+water

 

[The One]

Approaching 15,000 bump

 

[The One]

Closing in......

 

[Danke]

Does Fiji water have Fluoride in it?

 

[Kludge]

Closing in......

You are an impostor.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Di-hydrogen monoxide bump

 

[lucius]

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[Bruno]

I prefer Templeton Rye

 

[lucius]

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