Mitt Romney Romney Insists Marijuana Is a Gateway Drug

[kcchiefs6465]

I've been an addict for many, many years. In fact, ever since I can remember. I first started to "experiment" with the so-called "harmless gateway drugs." Sugar was my "dope" of choice. When the "high" from sugar no longer had the same effect, I moved on to harder and more dangerous "drugs." I found myself "craving" something more. That is when I first experimented with caffeine. I have to admit the "high" was like nothing I had experienced at the time. I would stay up for hours on end, caffeine binging. It got to the point where to even wake up, I had to "get my fix." This is about the time I first ingested a certain plant. It made the absurdity of gateway drug arguements hilarious. Finally I could see things clearly, they really don't care about the gateway drug arguement's credibility. They just wanted to give potheads something to laugh at. And I applaud them, for doing just that.

 

[Root]

If it wasn't for marijuana I never would have given liberty a second thought.

 

[DerailingDaTrain]

But marijuana is a gateway drug. Lord knows I tried other things after I tried marijuana. Didn't like them as much, but that isn't the point.
The point is this:
When your argument against marijuana is a gigantic pile of outright fucking lies, people only need to smoke it once to figure out you're lying, and then anything you say about other drugs is immediately suspect.

I tried acid and shrooms because they lied about pot and they lied about booze, so they couldn't have been right about other drugs.
I never tried crack, because there were other people speaking ill of it: the people who lived with it. Their opinion was trustworthy.
If the state hadn't so obviously lied about pot, I may never have tried acid.
So the gateway isn't the drug itself, it's the lies they tell about it.

So keep on lying, Mittens. Let's see how lying works out for ya in the end.

The first drug I ever tried was alcohol, then tobacco, then marijuana. I don't smoke cigarettes, I don't drink, I don't take pills, I've never tried another drug.

 

[anaconda]

I agree. Milk is a gateway to prostitution because procuring it might involve sucking tits.

I heard there is a very strong correlation between drug use and experimentation with milk at an early age.

 

[bolil]

He right. For some its a gate way into a fresh perspective. For others a gate way into a more tolerable existence. Good reasons for it to be illegal.

 

[kcchiefs6465]

I heard there is a very strong correlation between drug use and experimentation with milk at an early age.

I've seen that 'study' too. It was the one where they drowned rhesus monkies in vats of milk, wasn't it?

 

[Revolution9]

Pretty soon the downtown street corners are gonna be filled with addicted gateways from the suburbs, scrounging around trying to sell a keypunch sequence or a keyhole turn for five bucks so it can score its next fix.

Rev9

 

[Revolution9]

I've seen that 'study' too. It was the one where they drowned rhesus monkies in vats of milk, wasn't it?

Yeah. The they threw their brains in a blender with some stems and seeds and claimed marijuana causes brain damage..not metal blender blades.

Rev9

 

[camp_steveo]

I know people who have been partaking for 30 years, and no gateways have opened.

 

[LibertyRevolution]

You know I tried cigarettes long before I tried pot, so I guess I should blame the cigs as a gateway drug.
I also tried alcohol long before I tried pot, so I guess that would also be a gateway drug.
I have also tried milk in the past, but it turns out I don't milk.

I do like pot better than the prescribed cocktail of Prozac, Thorazine, and Lithium.

 

[Lishy]

Even if Marijuana is a gateway drug, there's no proof it destroys society enough to warrant prohibition.

 

[SpiritOf1776_J4]

Romney is a gateway cult.

 

[kcchiefs6465]

Even if Marijuana is a gateway drug, there's no proof it destroys society enough to warrant prohibition.

Prohibition destroys society.