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http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/rand-paul-is-losing-his-own-flame-war-20150814
Paul isn't just screwing up; he's screwing up comprehensively. His attacks on Donald Trump this last week have been an effete shitshow. He's drawing negative attention back on his own campaign, and he's undermining his default brand – that of the semi-cool academic type who can't be bothered with how wrong everyone is. He's coming off as the thirstiest dude in a field of candidates whose thirst baseline already looks like a bunch of guys who got stranded in the desert after going to town on a salt lick.

And Donald Trump, who may be the greatest troll in a generation, is bringing out the worst of this. Rand Paul is mad. Rand Paul is not composed, and he is real mad.
There's an old rule about arguing on the Internet: never pick a fight with someone who obviously cares less than you. The lower the stakes, and the lower your stature, the funnier it is that you're spitting in the face of someone who can barely stay awake. To put this in practical political terms: Don't get in a flame war with Donald Trump. He doesn't care. He's amazed you're still talking about him after he got back from the magnificent Trump Turnberry golf course (which he owns). Trump's VP shortlist is probably just people he knows are willing to legally change their names so his bumper stickers can read: "TRUMP/IDGAF."
Instead of distracting from his campaign stumbles, Paul's throwing them into sharp relief. Rather than narrowing the distance between him and Trump, it's exposing the shortness of his reach. And the smug cool of Brand Paul is basically puling like the school smartass who refuses to acknowledge that he can credibly lose.
He's trying to burn Donald Trump by throwing stones through his glass house, bouncing them off the tree outside and doinking himself in the forehead on the ricochet. Which would be bad enough, but he shouldn't be trying to burn Trump at all. You can't burn this man. Here you were shouting at him while he was at the most luxurious and exclusive resort in the world (everyone loves it) and didn't know you were still talking about him until he got back and saw you still here. He mentioned your name to his wife, a very very beautiful woman you could never date, and she'd never heard of you.
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