if they have absolutely no idea who FDR, JFK and LBJ were, let alone HHH of Minnesota,
then each time they see AU + H2O they simply think in terms of elements and chemistry
and not our Bill of Rights and Freedoms or Liberties. I despaired at explaining who Robert
Taft was, but had an optimistic hope they understood what happened in 1964 and 1968.
I'll tell you what they "know".
They know that the South and States Rights were treason. That these small government conservatives were, and still are racist to the core, and the North, especially the glorious President Lincoln was the only President of Value in the 19th Century. This is truly when American History began (outside of those Founding Fathers, who wrote the Constitution in 1776 to declare a democracy, free from the tyranny of the king and of the christian religion. America, because of its institutional form of government, and all of its checks and balances, and "We the People", never have to fear tyranny. Thank the environment for America.
History, from the Founding, jumps straight to the Civil War...where the North did no wrong. To reconstruction...which would have worked completely, if the North didn't pull out the troops. Because then Jim Crowe started. Only government could save them.
Meanwhile, everyones favorite president, Teddy Roosevelt, was a macho man, who was in the Rough Riders and was a Bull Moose. He broke up those nasty monopolies that are caused by capitalism. Teddy truly is the standard bearer for what Republican Party should have been...because both Democrats and Republicans love him (god this is hard to type). Then we go to Wilson, he made the world safe for democracy, but the League of Nations failed because they were too weak. Just like the articles of confederation. Because of that, and because of american isolationism,...ooh, and appeasement...Hitler rose to power. Japan and Hitler wanted to take over the world, so the Japanese did Pearl Harbor. Hitler was stupid and had a 2 front war...but don't worry, if you mess with 'murica, you're gonna lose pretty quick. We won the war with Germany...and we needed to use nukes to save millions of Americans from having to invade Japan.
Did i mention that the New Deal saved us from the Great Depression...yea, the one that capitalism caused.
The next important thing that happened was JFK, truly the greatest president in the world, ever. He got shot, and he prevented the Russians from nuking us by embargoing them in the bay of pigs.
THis of course, if after the 1950s, the worst decade in American History, because both women and black people were oppressed, and everyone was super fake and stuff.
Then LBJ came, and he worked with MLK jr to finally defeat those stupid southerners and white people and racist republicans. He also did the great society, which is just as good as the new deal.
Then we had nixon, who gave us vietnam, which we hate because of sex, drugs, and rock n roll. No other reasons. But its okay, because we won.
Then there was Reagan, who defeated the Russians by outspending them in an arms race. Luckily, our government outspent them.
Just as the Russians fell to American Exceptionalism, the terrorists in Iraq started threatening us, so we invaded them under Bush Senior. We had a perfect economy and peace under Clinton. He was impeached because of politics. W. Bush is satan incarnate, he gave Iraq by lying...(or)...the Iraqis did 9/11 and we won the war.....
then there is Obama who is either:
Saint/Hero or Satan/Muslim
And that. That is the education level of the typical young American. I shit you not, that is for real. Because that is what i learned in school....it could have only gotten worse since. Having knowledge of the losers of elections...get real. They don't even read anymore.