Rand's big endorsement announced!

[Son of Detroit]

Matt Collins for senator!

Matt Collins for President!

 

[Matt Collins]

I literally just fell out of my chair laughing so hard. My face is red and I am having to walk around my place just to try to catch my breath

I leave yall alone for almost an entire 24 hours and this is what happens....


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[RonPaulFanInGA]

edit

 

[trey4sports]

Thread of the year!

 

[haaaylee]

(double post)

 

[haaaylee]

i fear matt is taking this as a compliment . . . and i fear it was meant that way.

 

[RonPaulFanInGA]

Wow, even PageOneKentucky has endorsement fever.

 

[jmdrake]

I'm sorry, but this is where I get off. Matt Collins has ties to rock and roll, which means he is a Satanist. I'll vote for a Democrat before I vote for a Satanist.

I know I've always accused the Democrats of being Satan incarnate, but never mind. OK?

But...but...but....Matt cut his ponytail over a year ago.

 

[american.swan]

I can't believe people bought this. hahahaha LOL

 

[LibertarianfromGermany]

too awesome to be true! LOL!

 

[phill4paul]

This thread is full of win!

 

[gocubsgo]

Damn, I thought this was a George Hemminger endorsement.

For ya old skoolers.

 

[brandon]

There actually is a surprising amount of win in this thread.

 

[Paulitical Correctness]

I've heard rumors of a Matt Collins sex tape. Expect it to surface soon, now that he has endorsed Rand. This is just what we needed.

 

[RonPaulFanInGA]

I've heard rumors of a Matt Collins sex tape. Expect it to surface soon, now that he has endorsed Rand. This is just what we needed.

Yep.

Sources: Matt Collins Has Sex Tape

Sources have told us that Matt Collins made a sex tape that contains "several sex acts." And that an aide to Zach Wamp found it on an unmarked DVD.

The DVD, say both of our sources, is very explicit and reveals that Collins "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first."

Developing...

http://www.drudgereport.com/

Just what we DIDN'T need. Geez.

 

[RyanRSheets]

 

[AlterEgo]

I've heard rumors of a Matt Collins sex tape.

He wishes

 

[MRoCkEd]

I've heard rumors of a Matt Collins sex tape. Expect it to surface soon, now that he has endorsed Rand. This is just what we needed.

I really hope the voters of Kentucky like peanut butter... lots of it.

 

[yatez112]

So was the ReaganPAC the big endorsement? I've been visiting the board quite a few times today hoping to find something new about it...lol

 

[John Taylor]

I really hope the voters of Kentucky like peanut butter... lots of it.

Over the top. I was about to eat my pb&j sandwich, and now I'm heading to Subway.

Thanks.