Rand Paul just made a BIG announcement today! (official thread)

Yeah, Rand Paul saved 15% of his auto insurance by switching to Geico.
Everybody knows that. But did you know OP is

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Matt, these games of yours are tired.

http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2014/12/02/rand-paul-senate-re-election-president/

Rand Paul announced Tuesday he’s running for office in 2016, but it’s not the one presidential watchers are expecting.

The Republican said in a news release that he’s seeking re-election to the Senate from Kentucky. He told the Herald-Leader in Lexington, Ky., ahead of his campaign announcement that he’s still “four to six months” away from making up his mind about running for the White House.
 
Since the OP thinks he's Paul Harvey, allow me.

Rand Paul is running for reelection to the Senate in 2016.

Or, at least, nationaljournal.com said yesterday that he'd announce that today.
 
No. Seriously how hard is it to include a link?

Now I'm disinterested and won't bother reading the rest of the thread.

1 star.

But but but--this is the Official Thread! It must be--Teh Collinz has decreed it so!
 
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How about a cigarette?

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Bad kitty! This is Matt's pot pie!

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