A Bill to Illuminate the Hypocrisy of the Legislating Aristocracy
A bill to further supplement the council’s preference for continued water fluoridation, using a known environmental poison
hydrofluorosilicic acid; providing for mandating the distilling of additional substances or compounds into the public water supply for the benefit of humankind through unmonitored consumption; and to be further funded by local taxpayers.
Regardless that political representatives are unlicensed to practice medicine within our republic State of California, and likely having never been employed within the medical profession in any capacity as a practitioner of medicine, and moreover having not been empowered by either the State of California or municipal charter to legislate or regulate over medical related concerns, you as our elected representatives in council should nevertheless be wholly exempted from all potential legalities and torts, and afforded complete authority and avoidance of accountability to dictate by the supreme power of your political chamber what should be and what should not be forcibly consumed, ingested, or injected by those within your jurisdictional municipalities, and to decide those “hard decisions” on behalf of your loyal serfs in peonage.
Section 1.
The following supplements or compounds shall henceforth be distilled throughout the public’s water supply in unknown quantities or cumulativeness:
Analgesics as a headache and migraine preventative—which effects over 12% of the population and to lower blood pressure—which effects 1 in 3 adults;
Antibiotics as a preventive measure against potential future infection;
Antacids to prevent upset stomachs, ulcers, gas buildup, and bowel discomfort;
Atorvastatin to reduce high cholesterol that is currently burdening over 71-million Americans and is the fourth-leading cause of death;
Birth control to eliminate teenage pregnancy rates, which presently exceeds 300,000 underage births in the United States, and abortions numbering over 1,000,000 every year—which over 700,000 are attributed to black expecting mothers victim to unwanted pregnancies;
Budesonide to aid the 1.6-million individuals suffering from Crone’s disease (i.e.,
inflammatory bowel disease)—a disease increasing by over 70,000 cases per year;
Dietary supplements to discourage overeating and obesity, which effects over 20% of Californians;
Fluoxetine hydrochloride to treat those with autism—a malady rapidly increasing each year, presently effecting 1 in 68 children, including to provide the additional benefit of providing relief from anxieties, compulsions, and depression that inflicts over 40-million adults;
Hydrogen peroxide to provide for the appearance of healthy white teeth—a treatment necessary to aid in covering up the unappealing
dental fluorosis caused by prolonged exposure to fluoridated water;
Insulin to manage the blood sugar level of diabetics, the seventh leading cause of death in the United States, currently inflicting over 10% of the entire population;
Iodine to prevent goiters;
Lemon juice to prevent occurrences of scurvy;
Lithium to relieve burdensome consciousness, self-awareness, and constrain the thought processes of otherwise free thinking minds, while benefiting society by reducing criminal street violence, including domestic violence, illegal drug use, and road rage;
Methylphenidate hydrochloride to manage the threat of ADHD in children, which studies show increases an average of between 3-5% per year;
Organic mercury to massively increase intelligence among young children;
Pseudo-opioids and
anti-inflammatories for arthritis suffers, now effecting over 52-million adults—and is directly attributed to the consumption of fluoridated water;
Pulmicort as a preventative measure for asthma suffers—which currently effects 1 in 12 adults and 1 in 10 children;
Random food coloring to make water consumption and bathing fun and exciting, thereby instilling good hygiene practices in children from an early age;
Spearmint flavoring to ensure fresh breath throughout the day and prevent offensive close-contact breath, and;
Synthetic steroids to proactively minimize discomfort brought on by infectious diseases and allergies—for which immunodeficiencies are causal.
Section 2.
Annually the pH level of the public’s water supply shall be increased in magnitude to equal .5% greater than levels presently surveyed from the atmosphere, so as to build autoimmunity against corrosive ‘acid rain’ within the populace.
This section shall be repealed upon the date that Mr. Albert Arnold Gore Jr., himself, determines to be financed enough in carbon emissions tax credits to once and forever after eliminate harmful ‘climate change’, including deadly toxic carbon dioxide gases (e.g., what is expelled from the lungs of air breathing entities), from out of the atmosphere.
Section 3.
A Court of Orthodontic Claims shall be hereby established as a no-fault compensation program whereby petitions for monetary compensation may be brought by or on behalf of persons allegedly suffering injury or death as a result of the administration and distilling of certain compulsory water additives or compounds in the public’s drinking water supplies.
This court shall provide individuals a swift, flexible, and less adversarial alternative to the often costly and lengthy civil arena of traditional tort litigation.
Section 4.
In momentous acknowledgement of this bill, thereby advancing all of humankind, ending once and for all pain and suffering of every type, its authors and coauthors, sponsors and cosponsors, shall henceforth be rewarded, by the public’s treasury, at a rate of 2-cents per gallon of water processed from now until the end of the world.
Such rate shall be annually adjusted to account for fiat dollar inflation and brought about by the clandestine policies of the Federal Reserve System and remain exempted from all future taxation within the jurisdiction of this representative council.
Author: Weston White
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