Fox news has just announced that they are not Inviting the New York Giants to participate in the Superbowl on Feb 3nd in Glendale AZ.
They cited their reason that they cannot possibly win, and are a fringe selection to Play in the Superbowl this year. A FOX spokesperson was quated "Regardless of how they may have fared in the playoffs, they simply didn't gather enough wins in the regular season to be considered a legitimate contender. The New York fans are a bunch of Kooks who just fill the internet(s) with a bunch of phony information and want to be considered a representation of the NFL."
FOX further stated "There are 4 front runners for the superbowl this year, New England, Indianapolis, Green Bay and Dallas. Being that Green Bay and Indy do not have a large enough electorate, Fox has decided to Invite Dallas to compete against New England. Dallas is a more NFL red state as oppossed to the libertarian minded New York."
We at FOX feel we should decide who the American people should watch on Superbowl Sunday, Besides, there simply isnt enough room for the GIANTS in the locker room.
FOX did state that later in JULY they will hold a smaller game dubed the HERE YA GO BOWL where the Giants will be able to play NEW England, however the Giants will only be allowed 1 down and can start 4 players. Since New England is the clear front runner they will have 8 downs and can opt to take any of the Giants downs when they so choose.
In other news Fox has determined That The National League will be dismantled and they will only report the standings of the Yankees and the Red Sox. Similiar to the Superbowl, there are two legitimate teams in Baseball, why cloud the american public with information about other teams and all those stats, its simply a waste of film and print.
They cited their reason that they cannot possibly win, and are a fringe selection to Play in the Superbowl this year. A FOX spokesperson was quated "Regardless of how they may have fared in the playoffs, they simply didn't gather enough wins in the regular season to be considered a legitimate contender. The New York fans are a bunch of Kooks who just fill the internet(s) with a bunch of phony information and want to be considered a representation of the NFL."
FOX further stated "There are 4 front runners for the superbowl this year, New England, Indianapolis, Green Bay and Dallas. Being that Green Bay and Indy do not have a large enough electorate, Fox has decided to Invite Dallas to compete against New England. Dallas is a more NFL red state as oppossed to the libertarian minded New York."
We at FOX feel we should decide who the American people should watch on Superbowl Sunday, Besides, there simply isnt enough room for the GIANTS in the locker room.
FOX did state that later in JULY they will hold a smaller game dubed the HERE YA GO BOWL where the Giants will be able to play NEW England, however the Giants will only be allowed 1 down and can start 4 players. Since New England is the clear front runner they will have 8 downs and can opt to take any of the Giants downs when they so choose.
In other news Fox has determined That The National League will be dismantled and they will only report the standings of the Yankees and the Red Sox. Similiar to the Superbowl, there are two legitimate teams in Baseball, why cloud the american public with information about other teams and all those stats, its simply a waste of film and print.
