Postcards from the Clown Show



ARTICLE: Maxwell House coffee is changing its name for the first time in 133 years — and there’s a bizarre reason why

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I have no idea what's going on here, but I'm pretty sure this is the right thread to put this in:

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1976430247282343964

NEW: New Zealand parliament suspended after an unplanned haka broke out following newly elected PM Te Pati Maori's Oriini Kaipara's speech.

Kaipara: ✋😵‍💫

Speaker of the House Gerry Brownlee: "No, not that. The guarantee was that would not be taking place... Unreal."

Kaipara: 😲🫱

Brownlee: "The House is suspended."

 
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https://x.com/Devon_Eriksen_/status/1983377751772901684

Years ago, when Jussie Smollet was assaulted by two deep-southern KKK members who happened to be wandering around Chicago in a blizzard with some rope and bleach — you know, just in case — I had an idea.

I speculated that the supply of racism couldn't keep up with demand, and the price of racism would rise steeply, leading to a surge in black-market counterfeit racism to fill the market gap.

At least until more genuine racism could be manufactured.

Now, the moment has arrived, and lefties, desperate for a new source of racism, have started advertising their willingness to purchase it.

Well, never let it be said that Devon Eriksen doesn't give the people want they want.

For $1000, I will call you a racial slur on twitter.

For $2000, I will call you a racial slur in person, in front of an audience. (You must pay for all travel arrangements and sign a waiver assuming civil and criminal liability for any violent consequences.)

For $10,000, I will design a custom racist rant wherein I abuse you in public with all sorts of controversial and racially charged language.

I also offer special deals on sexism, and can provide bigotry against homosexuals, Muslims, trannies, Jews, and people who voluntarily live in Luxembourg. I can also do immigration status and intelligence level.

I also offer fat jokes, which I outsource to a team of bodybuilders, fitness models, and personal trainers. Former Olympians also available at a premium.

I don't anti-Christian. Can't touch it. Market's flooded. Maybe in a few years when they start trying to outlaw oral sex or something.

To be honest, this is a bit of side hustle right now, I still pay the bills with writing fiction... and occasionally satire.

But I look forward to the day when I can go full time and proudly hang a shingle over my office door:

Devon Eriksen: Professional Racist.

 
If I may be so bold as to speak for @Anti Federalist, he was not distracted:

(The tweet he originally posted - which has since been deleted, apparently - included a gruesome video of the dumpster bit.)

https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1966441662550302941

DALLAS HORROR: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT BEHEADS MOTEL MANAGER, KICKS HEAD "LIKE SOCCER BALL"

Yordanis Cobos-Martinez, 37, decapitated his boss with a machete after an argument about a broken washing machine at a Dallas motel.

The Cuban national chased Chandra Nagamallaiah, 50, into the office where his wife and son watched helplessly as he was slaughtered.

Cobos-Martinez then kicked the severed head across the parking lot before tossing it in a dumpster.

ICE had released him in January because Cuba refused to take him back due to his criminal history.

His rap sheet? Carjacking, assault, and a 2017 arrest for trying to carjack a woman while naked.

Source: NYP



Postcard from the Clown Horror Show

The Dallas Decapitation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xig3g--9lr0
{Disturban | 20 September 2025}

In September 2025, an incident at a Dallas motel shocked the state and even drew international attention. What began as a mundane argument over a broken appliance escalated into a horrifying event witnessed by onlookers and captured on surveillance video…

 
Leftist RAGE Over Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYux1mUmgc
{Actual Justice Warrior | 28 July 2025}

In this video, I discuss how the left is currently melting down over a recent Sydney Sweeney ad campaign with American Eagle's Jeans line.

Sources:


Woke Reporter DEMANDS Sydney Sweeney Apologize For Beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHjgCo4RuZs
{Actual Justice Warrior | 06 November 2025}

In this video, I discuss Sydney Sweeney's recent interview with GQ that went sideways when the host decided it was her job to try to get Sydney Sweeney to apologize for an ad campaign she did with American Eagle, for their jeans.

Sources:

Sydney Sweeney Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TwhvC_iPCc
My Video On NYC Banning Chick Fil A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-nBEYJEUUU
My Video On The Original Sydney Sweeney Meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYux1mUmgc [see this post (quoted above)- OB]
 
I'm starting this thread as a place to post and gather various absurd/pathetic/stupid/etc. items of a political and/or sociological nature - things that make you want to (1) laugh, (2) cry, (3) roll your eyes, and/or (4) wish for the rousing of Cthulhu from his slumber so that he can come forth and devour the screaming souls of all mankind because swift destruction by the Sweet Meteor o' Death is just too good for them - but that don't really deserve separate threads of their own.

Please feel free to comment upon and contribute your own "Postcards from the Clown Show".

But just to keep things tidy and to maintain a distinctive character for this thread, memes and meme-type items of an ironic or satirical nature should go in the picture thread (or some other thread that is directly relevant to the topic of the item) instead of this one. Otherwise, this thread and the picture thread will run the risk of becoming indistinguishable clones of one another.

Items in this thread should be (or directly include) unironic, non-satirical items from the real world "clown show". As a general rule of thumb, think of this thread as being for items from the "clown show", while the picture thread is for items about the "clown show". I know the border between those distinctions can get pretty fuzzy sometimes, so when in doubt, use the picture thread, which is more of a general catch-all.

Posting things such as funny pics, satirical memes, etc. in reply to some particular "postcard" (or as part of any discussion or banter that arises about some particular "postcard") is fine, though. (It's just the "postcards" themselves that should be "on topic" as described.)

I'll start:


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You can keep a thread like this useful if you focus on real events with clear sources. You post something that actually happened, not just a joke or a meme. You describe what occurred, who was involved, and why it matters. This helps others understand the pattern behind the chaos instead of only reacting to it emotionally.


For example, if a city council passes a law that creates a strange or inefficient rule, you link the decision, summarize the outcome, and show the consequence. You let others see what institutions are doing in public view. This gives the thread value because it documents how certain ideas turn into real policies and behaviors. It becomes a place where you can track how things shift over time, not only laugh at them.
 
You can keep a thread like this useful if you focus on real events with clear sources. You post something that actually happened, not just a joke or a meme. You describe what occurred, who was involved, and why it matters. This helps others understand the pattern behind the chaos instead of only reacting to it emotionally.


For example, if a city council passes a law that creates a strange or inefficient rule, you link the decision, summarize the outcome, and show the consequence. You let others see what institutions are doing in public view. This gives the thread value because it documents how certain ideas turn into real policies and behaviors. It becomes a place where you can track how things shift over time, not only laugh at them.
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