Postcards from the Clown Show

Occam's Banana said:
Just to hedge your bets, you might also want to consider running an unlicensed grey-market cricket farm on the side.
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Chickens and goats, my man. Chickens and goats. Maybe a cow, but I don't think I have enough grazable land for one. That's okay though - I know a lot of local farmers.

There'll be no crickets raised here. I've never been one to stomp on insects, but if they're going to play that way, I'll step on them, and I'm armed comfortably and legally as per the "rights" I have as an American.

As I've said before, Time's a comin'...
 
A Son of Liberty said:
Chickens and goats, my man. Chickens and goats. Maybe a cow, but I don't think I have enough grazable land for one. That's okay though - I know a lot of local farmers.

There'll be no crickets raised here. I've never been one to stomp on insects, but if they're going to play that way, I'll step on them, and I'm armed comfortably and legally as per the "rights" I have as an American.

As I've said before, Time's a comin'...
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I am sorry, comrade, but such bucolic idylls are simply not compatible with the planet-saving precepts of the Great Reset.

There will be no room for goats or cows or such in your designated concentration camp 5-minute-city sector.
 
Occam's Banana said:
I am sorry, comrade, but such bucolic idylls are simply not compatible with the planet-saving precepts of the Great Reset.

There will be no room for goats or cows or such in your designated concentration camp 5-minute-city sector.
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They can have my chickens and goats when they pry them from my cold, dead hands!
 
Anti Federalist said:
"Bring on the Flood."
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It won't be water this time, it will be fire...

First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water. By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men. (2Pet. 3:3-7)
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FIRE.
IS.
COMING.
 
They cite “carbon emissions” from the trucks that transport plants, plastic pots, and synthetic fertilizers.

These, they said, are made from petroleum and the harvesting of soil components like peat can “tear up slow-forming habitats.”
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So commercial farms don't use petroleum fertilizers? If anything, people avoid chemicals more in there own gardens. Commercial food doesn't have to be shipped to stores? True clown world.
 
What are they saying? They think people of color can't use doorknobs?

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Jesse needs to throttle back on the assholery a couple notches. Pissing them off to the point where they want to end the conversation kinda defeats the purpose.
 
So, play money is now worth twelve times as much as the real thing...

Thanks, Federal Reserve Bank.
 
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