Postcards from the Clown Show

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cjm said:
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"*snort* urg grrrmph *burp* hurg glurp ugg *fart*" [1]



[1] Translation for white people and other racists: "Letters and words are the instruments of colonization and oppression. Use grunts and gestures instead."
 
Occam's Banana said:
"*snort* urg grrrmph *burp* hurg glurp ugg *fart*" [1]



[1] Translation for white people and other racists: "Letters and words are the instruments of colonization and oppression. Use grunts and gestures instead."
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You can't incorporate farts. They have a long established history of being patriarchal in character.
 
CCTelander said:
You can't incorporate farts. They have a long established history of being patriarchal in character.
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no, no - you see. in grunt-ese, "*fart*" is a cognate of "colonization and oppression".[1][2]

given that you are a capital-letter-using white dude, though, you couldn't have been expected to know this. but please try to "do better".



[1] the etymological inspiration for and origin of this usage is the work of a particularly noxious arch-colonizer/oppressor/white-dude.

[2] the degree of stink is an indicator of severity. see here for a general guide to the levels of possible severity. the nastiest, most toxic-smelling farts correspond to "white supremacists", while inoffensively scentless farts correspond to "White Abolitionists"[3] (because, of course, their racism shit don't stink).

[3] remember, capital letters are to be reserved for sacred words and phrases, such as "Indigenous" and "White Abolitionist".
 
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TheCount said:
Anti Federalist said:
There's that damn white privilege again.
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Is there any topic that you can't somehow twist into a racial issue?
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Occam's Banana said:
https://twitter.com/ConceptualJames/status/1378573167724224514
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FTA (https://www.koin.com/local/portland-school-fears-evergreens-mascot-tied-to-lynching/):

The adoption of a new mascot for Ida B. Wells-Barnett High School was put on pause, after concerns about potential connotations of lynching.

After adopting a new namesake earlier this year, the Southwest Portland high school also wants to ditch its Trojan mascot. A committee comprised of students, staff and community members suggested the evergreens as the school’s new mascot.

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But just before the Portland Public Schools Board of Education’s vote to approve the new mascot Tuesday, March 30, Director Michelle DePass shared community concerns of an unwanted correlation between Ida B. Wells—the historic Black activist, and Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist who documented and crusaded against lynching—and a tree which could conjure up reminders of hanging people with ropes from branches.

“I’m wondering if there was any concern with the imagery there, in using a tree … as our mascot?” DePass asked the renaming and mascot committee. “I think everyone comes with blind spots and I think that might’ve been a really big blind spot.”

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Occam's Banana said:
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It is, too.

"Just brought my child to an urgent care center, though I knew damned well there was nothing urgent about her condition, because having people with seventeen years of college address my every little insecurity makes me feel like a Master of the Universe. They offended me to the marrow of my bones by talking with their mouths open. The nurse asked me the kind of question parents and teachers used to ask children back in the bad old days when these beasts taught children how to think objectively. I couldn't come up with a reasonable answer, so since I knew damned well she'd be fine, and I was wasting their time anyway, I stormed out in a huff.

"She might be confused by the fact that I told her on the way there that she'd be fine, but we were going to subject her to an invasive medical exam because safe is better than sorry, and nothing was more important to me than her. After all, she didn't get examined, and all the way back I was seething because those people found reason and logic more important than catering to my delicately brainwashed sensibilities. And she found my delicately brainwashed sensibilities more important than her health after all, not that I realized what she had just learned about me.

And now I'm on line bragging about it, like being a petulant ass is a virtue worth signalling."

No wonder liberals love to twit. If they were allowed more than 140 characters, they might be tempted to be honest.
 
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Occam's Banana said:
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One: You're "protected" and in the hospital. They're "not protected" and not in the hospital. Now. Why did I use quotation marks?

Two: Why are you looking for a scapegoat? You could have drunk your orange juice every day. That science is proven, and no secret. You could have sat up with that chest congestion, instead of lying flat. You didn't. Did you need someone to come to your house every morning and make you drink your juice at gunpoint?

Three:

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