Pope Francis has died

[CCTelander]

No, yours is just lousy.

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Oh! That stings!

Wait… No, it really doesn’t

Look, see? I’m fine.

Not even a mark.

Unclench . It’d do you some good.

 

[Voluntarist]

Pope Francis was the first Pope from South America. So his body will rest in repose for eight days in the Vatican … and then ICE will come by in a van and ship him off to a prison in El Salvador.

 

[Voluntarist]

People are calling JD Vance the Anti-Christ now because he met with the Pope hours before he passed away.

Yeah, the last person he saw, officially, was our Vice President, J D Vance. The Pope was 88 years old. He had recently finished a 38 day stay in the hospital, got over a lung infection and pneumonia. Met JD for a half hour, and keeled right over.

 

[Swordsmyth]

Pope Francis was the first Pope from South America. So his body will rest in repose for eight days in the Vatican … and then ICE will come by in a van and ship him off to a prison in El Salvador.

Sadly, that won't happen.
But the Catholics should throw his body in the Tiber.

 

[acptulsa]

 

[CCTelander]

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All of the above?

Want a list for after that?