You are all ready to kill some punks for a phone?!?
False premise. FAIL.
You are ready to take the necessary means to stop someone who acts to threaten life and limb in the course of rightfully retrieving one's property from those who possess it without just claim.
I don't care if its right or wrong
This admission indicates a serious problem on your part. You may wish to rethink it, or perhaps reformulate the expression to be more precise in the event you feel I have misinterpreted your intended meaning.
in Wussy America, the typical DA and a jury of your "peers" will string you up for going out of your way to plot your revenge killing over a phone.
Depends on where you are located, for one thing. I would also point out that after having shot the ghosts from the two carcasses, there is no sound reason to remain in the area. You never know whether your adversaries might have friends close by. The best strategy is to remove oneself from the immediate vicinity at once in order to minimize exposure to additional hostiles. Whether you ultimately "turn yourself in" is an issue upon which I shall withhold comment.
Hooboy... I see you have something to learn about combat. Get
creative? Not where life and limb are at stake. Under such circumstances the smart man becomes very conservative, which ultimately leads to reducing complexities to the greatest degree that reasonably allows for success. Only a fool gets creative. Complexity, unless it can be employed such that it works ONLY in your favor and never against you, is the pathway to things going sideways, which in turn in the route to grave injury and death.
Keep your piece under your shirt in an IWB holster.
Where you have to fumble with clothing in order to draw your weapon.
Check.
Remove tire iron from trunk as well as a screw driver or perhaps the collapsible knife you should be carrying anyhow.
Yes, because one always wants to engage an enemy at less-than-arm's-length combat intervals.
Check.
Walk up to the perps vehicle and let some air out if the tires.
While wearing your ninja suit to make double-plus sure they never see your approach and what you are doing to the tires on their vehicle.
Check.
If they come out, before, during or after, have them set your property on the ground and get back into the vehicle so you can retrieve. If they don't comply, you have a tire iron to use.
Yes yes, of course... the mighty tire iron will certainly intimidate them into meek compliance with your wishes.
Check.
If they threaten you, now you have cause to use force.
Yes, yes, yes... because their threats will consist solely of pointing their fingers at your with grimaced faces as the sync between their lips and the sounds they make is completely out of phase. At that time, Bruce Lee arrives out of nowhere, howling and kicking and back-fisting until the bad guys are all lying about, bloodied and leaving you free to retrieve your belongings at leisure.
Check.
Or break a window or two.
Yes, that should really scare them. Might upset Bruce Lee though, by denying him his opportunity to kick some ass. Next thing you know, he and Bernie Lau are arguing over the whole ordeal and things get out of hand, so maybe you leave this one out.
Check-minus.
Or, just t-bone their vehicle because your foot slipped from the brake to the gas pedal.
I'm sure you're insurance company will be thrilled about that one. Your next bill will likely reflect just
how thrilled.
Check.
Or pull up with your passenger side right up next to their drivers door. Now the driver can't get out
And thank God the vehicle is one of those ubiquitous one-door models.
Check.
Have fun with it! But don't just pull out your gun and waste perfectly good hollow points, unless you're in imminent danger of life or bodily harm.
Sure, have a blast. After all, it's not as if these guys might be dangerous. No way they are two-time losers in a three-strikes state with practically nothing to lose if they shoot your dumb ass deader 'n stone in a desperate move to avoid a mandatory life sentence.
It was not until I arrived at this last line that it became clear that you were joking all the while... you WERE joking,
right?
PS: you forgot to mention bringing trunk monkeys. Never forget your trunk monkeys.