Please put the kids to bed before reading this thread

[The One]

if you want dirty how bout that nasty ass 2 girls 1 cup video. makes me gag and want to puke thinking about it. it will forever be burned into my retinas

I've heard about it, but I've never seen it. I have no desire to see it....way too disgusting even for a filthy porn lover like me.

 

[christagious]

I've heard about it, but I've never seen it. I have no desire to see it....way too disgusting even for a filthy porn lover like me.

Yeah you don't want to see it. My brother had me obliviously watch it, not knowing what it was. Oh man, it was disgusting, I threw up, and I gag and almost throw up everytime I think about it. It's something that will forever be burned into my mind

 

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

A caption beneath the filthy orgy would read, "The Single Party Orgy."

Well, uncle, your idea has them laughing like schoolboys. I wonder if the less enlightened public will do any better?

How about an elephant and a donkey kissing in public while Katie Couric holds her hand over the eyes of a child labeled "the public"?

So, the message would be far too short to ignore.
If it weren't for the sanctity of the U.S. Constitution they are threatening, I wouldn't portray the media as a dirty whore and both political parties as 2 filthy old men in bed with her. So, I am comfortable with the metaphor fitting the political situation while working subliminally on the subconscious.
I think you are being far too nice on the media. You must have a good heart.
Having the 2 old men doing something to each other is a good idea. Perhaps their legs could get all intertwined while they paw at the media with their withered old mits? I don't know. Just the thought of it makes me want to throw up. So, it must be an accurate depiction.