Please help send some pizza to the White House

[Danke]

Got a picture, I want to see if it looks anything like the one you created in my head

I'd imagine she has many in her closet.

 

[ClydeCoulter]

'Fraid not, high school was a while ago for me. The only other things I can tell you about it is that the dough was gummy, the sauce was like thinned out tomato paste, the pizza was square cut and that the "browning" on the crust was light tan.

It was late 60's and early 70's for me (my first born was 1973, oldest son).

My fondest school lunch memory was chili with a peanut butter and corn syrup sandwich.

 

[amy31416]

It was late 60's and early 70's for me (my first born was 1973, oldest son).

My fondest school lunch memory was chili with a peanut butter and corn syrup sandwich.

Well that sounds completely repulsive. I do recall some other kids in the neighborhood having peanut butter and butter sandwiches, and there was some other abomination that involved mayonnaise. Oh yeah, and some of them dipped their sandwiches into Kool-Aid.

Heathens.

 

[amy31416]

I'd imagine she has many in her closet.

What? You want pics of my great granny that I haven't had framed yet?

Weirdo.

 

[ClydeCoulter]

Well that sounds completely repulsive. I do recall some other kids in the neighborhood having peanut butter and butter sandwiches, and there was some other abomination that involved mayonnaise. Oh yeah, and some of them dipped their sandwiches into Kool-Aid.

Heathens.

No, no, no, no, no. Not mayonnaise, but Miracle Whip. There's a difference. I almost spit a sandwich bite out when I asked my aunt for a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich and it was not made with Miracle Whip. I didn't know that mayonnaise wasn't Miracle Whip.

 

[Danke]

What? You want pics of my great granny that I haven't had framed yet?

Weirdo.

Shouldn't you be breast feeding or changing diapers or something?

 

[amy31416]

No, no, no, no, no. Not mayonnaise, but Miracle Whip. There's a difference. I almost spit a sandwich bite out when I asked my aunt for a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich and it was not made with Miracle Whip. I didn't know that mayonnaise wasn't Miracle Whip.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Miracle Whip tastes like rotten mayonnaise! Blagh!

Shouldn't you be breast feeding or changing diapers or something?

My kid's almost ready to leave for college, try to keep up. Jesus.

 

[Danke]

My kid's almost ready to leave for college, try to keep up. Jesus.

I know that, but I thought he still had his issues.

 

[amy31416]

I know that, but I thought he still had his issues.

You still need to straighten him out.

 

[Danke]

You still need to straighten him out.

My brother is a psychologist, but I wouldn't want to break up such a perfect match.

 

[amy31416]

My brother is a psychologist, but I wouldn't want to break up such a perfect match.

Good point.

Wait...your brother is a shrink? Have you been avoiding him?

 

[Danke]

Good point.

Wait...your brother is a shrink? Have you been avoiding him?

No, he has been avoiding me.

 

[MelissaWV]

'Fraid not, high school was a while ago for me. The only other things I can tell you about it is that the dough was gummy, the sauce was like thinned out tomato paste, the pizza was square cut and that the "browning" on the crust was light tan.

I remember this! And the cheese... it was never a full sheet of melted cheese. It was not browned yet still crisp and made a kind of latticework through which you could see the aforementioned "sauce."

I read the rest of the thread and now find myself wondering which I would eat if forced to pick one : cafeteria pizza, or pb & mayo.

 

[Henry Rogue]

I never liked the school's fish sticks, which somehow got translated in my young brain as fish dicks and that's what i called them. Fish dicks.

 

[RonPaulGeorge&Ringo]

Remember what happenned during the last shutdown?

 

[Danke]

I never liked the school's fish sticks, which somehow got translated in my young brain as fish dicks and that's what i called them. Fish dicks.

You should have opted for the fish tacos, delicious.

 

[amy31416]

I remember this! And the cheese... it was never a full sheet of melted cheese. It was not browned yet still crisp and made a kind of latticework through which you could see the aforementioned "sauce."

I read the rest of the thread and now find myself wondering which I would eat if forced to pick one : cafeteria pizza, or pb & mayo.

Blech. I guess I'd go with cafeteria pizza over pb w/mayo. This is becoming a "Survivor" thread.......

 

[Seraphim]

Better idea. Shit in a bag, light it on fire and leave a note next to it that reads;

"Fuck you and your 16 weeks of vacation while you bankrupt the country. I hope your daughters grow up ashamed of their father."

 

[NorfolkPCSolutions]

The president will not be mocked or joked with. Do you really think a regime with this much power would show their vulnerability to practical jokes and pranks? Nobody will ever know.

Fuck him.

China thinks so too.

 

[NorfolkPCSolutions]

Better idea. Shit in a bag, light it on fire and leave a note next to it that reads;

"Fuck you and your 16 weeks of vacation while you bankrupt the country. I hope your daughters grow up ashamed of their father."

WHOA what in the fuck did I just stumble into