Please help send some pizza to the White House

[shane77m]

The pizza guy would just be turned away at the guard shack, and nobody would even notice that it happened.

Yeah. You are probably right. Could probably get something sent to Reid's or Boehner's office. Maybe send Reid a bunch of pink ribbons or something.

 

[specsaregood]

You can still do that if you want.

I guess I just don't see why you would send paid for pizza to somebody you didn't like. Explain the logic to me.

 

[shane77m]

I guess I just don't see why you would send paid for pizza to somebody you didn't like. Explain the logic to me.

Different reasons for different folks. For me it would be kind of a "you poor thing having to eat turkey chili, while you are ruining people with your policies, have some pizza to help you out". I am not sure of the word I am looking for though. Maybe sarcastic to describe why I would do it.

 

[ClydeCoulter]

Not much interest?

 

[shane77m]

Not much interest?

Guess not. Oh well. The shutdown will probably be over soon anyways. Might have to send some lube to Washington with a note for them to at least use it first though.

 

[PaulConventionWV]

The president will not be mocked or joked with. Do you really think a regime with this much power would show their vulnerability to practical jokes and pranks? Nobody will ever know.

 

[PaulConventionWV]

Different reasons for different folks. For me it would be kind of a "you poor thing having to eat turkey chili, while you are ruining people with your policies, have some pizza to help you out". I am not sure of the word I am looking for though. Maybe sarcastic to describe why I would do it.

A sarcastic pizza, awesome.

 

[MelissaWV]

If you wanted to do this without spending money and wasting food, you could change it to clipped coupons.

 

[Danke]

Shane, why don't you send him some turkey necks, chitlins, pigs’ feet and oxtails?

 

[cajuncocoa]

Let me see if I can find some pennies under the sofa cushion....

*looks*

Nope...sorry. Oh, well.

 

[ClydeCoulter]

Shane, why don't you send him some turkey necks, chitlins, pigs’ feet and oxtails?

*racist*

Oh, wait, if I assume you mean.....that would make me....N/M

 

[oyarde]

Shane, why don't you send him some turkey necks, chitlins, pigs’ feet and oxtails?

I doubt they know much about pork neck cuts and oxtail.Probably just send a fat dog.

 

[Henry Rogue]

I think they should be made to subsist on Mrs. Obama's school lunch mandates.

 

[mrsat_98]

Shane, why don't you send him some turkey necks, chitlins, pigs’ feet and oxtails?

Fried chicken and watermelon.

 

[DamianTV]

Let them eat Shit. Er, Cake!

 

[mrsat_98]

Let them eat Shit. Er, Cake!

Not enough plus rep for you son.

 

[oyarde]

I think they should be made to subsist on Mrs. Obama's school lunch mandates.

I like it, and they should prepare it themselves .

 

[amy31416]

I think they should be made to subsist on Mrs. Obama's school lunch mandates.

Blarghhh. School lunch pizza is the worst! Grainy "cheese," 2 spots of incredibly greasy pepperoni, and when the cheese slides off, the dough underneath looks like bloody brains.

 

[ClydeCoulter]

Blarghhh. School lunch pizza is the worst! Grainy "cheese," 2 spots of incredibly greasy pepperoni, and when the cheese slides off, the dough underneath looks like bloody brains.

Got a picture, I want to see if it looks anything like the one you created in my head

 

[amy31416]

Got a picture, I want to see if it looks anything like the one you created in my head

'Fraid not, high school was a while ago for me. The only other things I can tell you about it is that the dough was gummy, the sauce was like thinned out tomato paste, the pizza was square cut and that the "browning" on the crust was light tan.