Plan for 2020: Step 1, find pornstar...

[GunnyFreedom]

That was quick.

He's an expert. 5 minutes is all he needed.

 

[alucard13mm]

Her porn is not very good, just saying...

lol cant have everything haha.

 

[r3volution 3.0]

This is what I'm talking about, she's perfect. Put her in a blazer and let her rant at CPAC. Give her a Jesus conversion story and Iowa is ours.

Yes, but what about the female vote?

Palin did great among people who wanted to bang her, poorly among the rest.

So, how about we match this one up with an attractive fella, as VP.

Vince Vaughn

He's a libertarian, he's also pretty intelligent.

Boom, White House won.

 

[r3volution 3.0]

The girl declares herself a dude, Vince goes blackface, and we can run as the first interracial gay-married couple candidacy.

Guaranteed win.

 

[BarryDonegan]

Ted Cruz apparently already grabbed up this option. lol

 

[Suzanimal]

Ted Cruz apparently already grabbed up this option. lol

He's reading the forum for tips.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

He's reading the forum for tips.

Well, since Rand Paul is no longer available for him to crib from....

 

[thoughtomator]

He's reading the forum for tips.

Nobody tell him how good it will be for his chances if he walks around on all fours, naked, with an eggplant shoved up his butt.

 

[MelissaCato]

Good Lord, we still in 2016 !! FOCUS !!!

 

[TheTexan]

A porn star, for President?

Don't be silly. This isn't Croatia.

 

[idiom]

Well Reagan was an actor. That't not much different from a Porn Star.

Pity Arnold wasn't born in Canada.