People taking your signs? use Crisco!

[Jojo]

dog shit on the edges works too!

LOL

Tiger balm will work. Burn baby burn!
Or invisible ink, something that won't come of for a couple weeks.
Edit: is there an invisible ink that will show on your hands once you touch it? If not, I guess I made that up!

 

[Crickett]

Well, they took my big one. The next day I put up a smaller one, in a little different place, right next to some short real estate signs pointing down the street. Next time I looked, they had snatched ALL the signs up--even the real estate ones that had been there for MONTHS.

 

[Crickett]

Someone said this in another thread:

To make sure your RP sign doesn't get stolen; make sure and put this sign next to it.

heh, joking of course; some soccer mom would totally call the cops on you for that.

I.m gonna call the city and county tomorrow and find out what the legal buzz is. I have been putting it off..that is worth just sticking on the back of the sign with the lard..its sooo funny,,,

 

[Crickett]

Honey works exceptionally well too, just wear some disposable latex gloves when you smear it on.

After they took that big sign, if I ever get another one I changed my mind.. I am going to get out my latex gloves and smear dog crap all over it...put a note on the back of it saying danger..dogshit with tapeworms, Steal this sign.

 

[Crickett]

I prefer spotted owl dung, but yes, crisco would work.

LOL! We are on the same page here!

 

[Crickett]

It does if you are hiding in the bushes and ambush the "sign bandit" when they come to do their evil deeds.

My gosh guys..I am having the most fun in this thread! Every other post is cracking me up! You all are so funny,,

 

[Crickett]

Hunters for Ron Paul.... Go to your local sporting goods store and purchase some fox urine. I guarantee nobody will touch your signs. Just make sure that you are aware of which way the wind is blowing before you spray your sign...........

Does it smell really awful? I dunno..I think a bad smell may turn voters off.

 

[Crickett]

Did this yesterday, can't wait for the idiot to get goobed by a huge layer of vaseline.

Put a sign on the back that says "warning. This mixture is urine and vaseline and strong capsacian pepper. Steal this sign."

 

[ninepointfive]

dont put poison ivy on it. maybe a supporter will take it for themself

 

[Crickett]

The nice thing about the cooking oil is that it also serves to waterproof your sign against the rain.

I never thought of that..no matter what you put on the back of it, a fine spray of oil all over it sure couldn't hurt.

 

[Crickett]

A police officer told me once, if you have a property leak you should use Henerys 401. They won't do it again.

What is THAT? What does it do? Where do you get it? How much does it cost?

 

[DAFTEK]

Someone stoled my bumper sticker I got RP signs on the inside of my windows so the RP sign in the yard doesn't quite stick out anymore