PB&J Sandwiches are racist.

[Seraphim]

Dr. Verenice Gutierrez is a retard. End story.

 

[KEEF]

To appease everyone, I eat my PB&J with only Pumpernickel/ Rye swirled bread with jelly made from the fine fruits of the marula tree (Sclerocarya birrea). To further show my multiculturalism, I only use Peanut Butter & Company's Dark Chocolate Dreams peanut butter and then finish it off with a nice heaping side of salsa verde.

 

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

To appease everyone, I eat my PB&J with only Pumpernickel/ Rye swirled bread with jelly made from the fine fruits of the marula tree (Sclerocarya birrea). To further show my multiculturalism, I only use Peanut Butter & Company's Dark Chocolate Dreams peanut butter and then finish it off with a nice heaping side of salsa verde.

Hmmm.... Nope... Sorry, still racist.

 

[Philhelm]

Peanut butter is brown and the fact that you don't like it means you don't like brown people. The only way to make up for this racism is if you like chocolate.

It's the opposite. White people like dark softdrinks such as Coke and Pepsi, whereas black people like light softdrinks such as Sprite.

 

[fisharmor]

Wonder how she feels about bologna on white?

Everything in that article is baloney on whites.

 

[cajuncocoa]

is it any wonder Johnny and Janey can't read.

 

[fisharmor]

And I thought it was pretty well known that non-Americans don't like peanut butter. Or root beer.

Which I never understood. There's a distinct difference between thinking some ground up nuts are weird, and thinking that eating a fucking deep fried spider or a dead duckling that's been rotting inside its shell is weird.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Hard work isn't the key to success?

Of course not. The only key to success is absolute obedience to the government and elected and/or appointed leadership. They will provide all you need, Comrade.

"Success" is prohibited, citizen.

To determine success by your own standards, is racist, environmentally unsound and damaging to the collective good.

It may also negatively affect the legitimate power monopoly of the state.

 

[VanBummel]

In addition to teaching that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are racist, PEG trains educators to view “rugged individualism,” “adherence to rigid time schedules,” and the belief that “hard work is the key to success” as traits of the dominant white culture.

Expect non-white students to think for themselves, show up on time, and work hard? Clearly a racist.

 

[ClydeCoulter]

as to the op:

 

[opal]

Peanut butter is brown and the fact that you don't like it means you don't like brown people. The only way to make up for this racism is if you like chocolate.

wait a doggone minute.. I like chocolate AND peanut butter sammiches.. every try peanut butter and nutella? yum!
and what about Elvis.. with the PB-banana and BACON!

And I thought it was pretty well known that non-Americans don't like peanut butter. Or root beer.
SNIP
.

but but.. pad thai.. isn't that a peanut butter and noodle concoction? and and.. short ribs done with garlic chili sauce (some Asian variety) and peanutbutter *in the crock pot right now btw*

 

[shane77m]

No pb&j for me. Trying to stay away from wheat and have yet to find an acceptable alternative to bread.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I only eat peanut butter on sliced pears. Jelly serves as a sweetener in my from-scratch sauces. Does that make me sufficiently racist?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

No pb&j for me. Trying to stay away from wheat and have yet to find an acceptable alternative to bread.

Ever tried that gluten-free pumpkin bread? :o

 

[shane77m]

Ever tried that gluten-free pumpkin bread? :o

Not yet. Bought some breadmix from Bobs Red Mill. I about vomited when I tried it with jelly. Bean taste and jelly do not mix.

 

[KEEF]

I only eat peanut butter on sliced pears. Jelly serves as a sweetener in my from-scratch sauces. Does that make me sufficiently racist?

Your from-scratch sauce would make you a home grown racist...

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Your from-scratch sauce would make you a home grown racist...

lolz What if I told you I usually use it in combination with BBQ sauce for spicy-sweet sauce?

 

[Anti Federalist]

Everything in that article is baloney on whites.

Have some rep

 

[Ender]

and mayonnaise which is decidedly racist

Yep- definitely turns everyone white.

 

[Dr.3D]

But, but, but, Peanut Butter was invented by a black man.