Official Friday night liquor ticker

[soapmistress]

Because it made him mean.

 

[The One]

Because it made him mean.

Okay, I'm trying to get in a party-mood here, and you just soured it with that awful joke.

 

[soapmistress]

Pssh! You liked it.

 

[The One]

Totally unrelated, but somebody sent me this one the other day......


A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband
picks up a case of Budweiser and put it
in their shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife. So he does and
they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream
and put it in the shopping cart. 'What
do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.

 

[soapmistress]

HAHAHA! Yours was MUCH better.

 

[The One]

No party-people tonight?

 

[torchbearer]

vodka orange juice

 

[brandon]

Me = drunk

cheers!

 

[soapmistress]

Woot for B-Yay

 

[The One]

Me = drunk

cheers!

+1

 

[pcosmar]

I'm only joining in a "virtual' drink tonite.
I have a part time job this week and have to be up in the morning.
It is good to have a job even if it is temporary. I hope it can work into full time.

Everybody keep your fingers crossed.

tips one back.

 

[The One]

I'm about to head to the driving range to suck at hitting golf balls, but I should be good and drunk by the time I get back. Ya'll go ahead and start without me.

 

[The One]

It's on beyotches!!!!!!! Who's with me?????

 

[Danke]

It's on beyotches!!!!!!! Who's with me?????

I'm afraid if I join ya, I might end up getting banned on the " A moral obligation" thread...

Oh heck, why not!

 

[acptulsa]

Hmmm... You guys are making me thirsty. Maybe a little ouzo tonight...

Opa!

 

[The One]

Giddyap!!! We've got Danke and acptulsa. Where's the rest of the party people at?

 

[muzzled dogg]

damn yall ron paul fans some alchies

 

[agitator]

Giddyap!!! We've got Danke and acptulsa. Where's the rest of the party people at?

I'm in. You are "The One" Who is "One" An impostor?

 

[ItsTime]

long trail and molson over here

 

[The One]

I'm in. You are "The One" Who is "One" An impostor?

There is only one one and that one is me, The One.