**OFFICIAL 2016 NFL SEASON THREAD**

[Suzanimal]

So are you a patron?

I've shopped there. I only ever bought a shot glass necklace with a penis in it and an inflatable penis for a bachelorette party, though. They're really expensive - Amazon is a much better deal for quality toys. Just a warning, some Amazon merchandise doesn't come discreetly packaged.:o

 

[oyarde]

I would've bet big against the Saints if I had noticed they were as high as 1.2 percent . The other teams on that list were legit @ pre season .

 

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

I've shopped there. I only ever bought a shot glass necklace with a penis in it and an inflatable penis for a bachelorette party, though. They're really expensive - Amazon is a much better deal for quality toys. Just a warning, some Amazon merchandise doesn't come discreetly packaged.:o

Yeah, We're within driving distance of a couple of stores. One has this snack section, with cookies shaped like d*cks, t*ts, etc. If I still worked in an office, then I would buy these for the Christmas party. You know, just to be confrontational in today's work world.

 

[CPUd]

The only real problem with the Packers and Vikings were injuries.

 

[Suzanimal]

Yeah, We're within driving distance of a couple of stores. One has this snack section, with cookies shaped like d*cks, t*ts, etc.

A snack section, huh? I guess all those men work up a hunger after they've been in the viewing room.

If I still worked in an office, then I would buy these for the Christmas party. You know, just to be confrontational in today's work world.

If i worked in your office, I would've eaten your dick - cookie.

 

[Jan2017]

Uh, in the Super Bowl beer and/or commercials department, Budweiser goin' with the immigrant theme *sigh*

(video) http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/1/31/14455122/2017-super-bowl-commercials-budweiser-immigration

Makes ya' jus' wanna go out and get a 12 pack of Blue Moon and some oranges

 

[Zippyjuan]

Raiders move to Vegas could be in serious trouble. First Sheldon Adelson, who was going to contribute $650 million pulls out and now Goldman Sachs is considering dropping out too. http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/01/31/raiders-las-vegas-deal-goldman-sachs-leaving-source/

San Diego Raiders? League was very upset at Chargers leaving town and the Raiders have a bigger fan base in San Diego than the Chargers did. Chargers/ Raiders games in San Diego were usually more black than blue.

 

[Suzanimal]

I'm working the Super Bowl. Mr Animal asked me to collect money at the door because he needs his regular guy working security. I'll be the door girl.

 

[oyarde]

I'm working the Super Bowl. Mr Animal asked me to collect money at the door because he needs his regular guy working security. I'll be the door girl.

How much cover does he get ?

 

[Suzanimal]

How much cover does he get ?

Ten dollars. I told him I wanted a "taste" and he told me he'd give me a taste and winked. Mr Animal is using my own tricks against me.

 

[oyarde]

Ten dollars. I told him I wanted a "taste" and he told me he'd give me a taste and winked. Mr Animal is using my own tricks against me.

Just wear one of your dresses and charge 11 . You keep 1 per .Thats how ya Make America Great Again . That also leaves them with four ones for tip money right off the bat .

 

[Suzanimal]

Just wear one of your dresses and charge 11 . You keep 1 per .Thats how ya Make America Great Again . That also leaves them with four ones for tip money right off the bat .

What kind of girl do you think I am? If I wear a slutty dress at the door (it'll be cold), I'd want more than a dollar a pop. I'd do it for 5 and that way, I wouldn't have to keep a bunch of ones.

Ten for the house, five for me. Seems fair.

 

[oyarde]

What kind of girl do you think I am? If I wear a slutty dress at the door (it'll be cold), I'd want more than a dollar a pop. I'd do it for 5 and that way, I wouldn't have to keep a bunch of ones.

Ten for the house, five for me. Seems fair.

They get anything with the cover ? Chips , pretzels , wings ?

 

[Suzanimal]

They get anything with the cover ? Chips , pretzels , wings ?

Hell no! Mr Animal's got to keep me and my babies in shoes. They get in and they get to talk to me at the door. It'll be fun. The customers like me - even the ones who don't like him. I think it gets on his nerves because they're shocked we're married. He asks me why they do that (a liquor rep was drunk at the Christmas party and thought Mr Animal was lying about being married to me) and I tell him it's because I'm cool and he's not. He's actually cool underneath. You just have to scratch through a few layers of nerdiness and crustiness to get to it.

Last night I ran the slutty dress idea by him and he didn't think that was a good idea but he said I could wear his Falcons jersey that lights up if I wanted to. I think I'll show up wearing it as a dress with my thigh high boots.

 

[CPUd]

Finally in the Hall of Fame

 

[Suzanimal]

 

[John F Kennedy III]

GO FALCONS!

44-36

 

[CPUd]

 

[oyarde]

Today , in a rare act of american unification , absent since Pearl Harbor , 49 states will cheer for Atlanta to prevail and make America Great.

 

[oyarde]

From the bowels of Hell and the place that has been responsible for the attempted destruction of the world and america long before the arrival of the california disease; New England . From the state of georgia, land of peaches ,pecans , onions , slavery and discount carpet ;Atlanta . Go Falcons.