O.J. Simpson granted parole

[agitator]

Says when he gets out, he'd like to take another stab at marriage.

https://sports.yahoo.com/o-j-simpson-granted-parole-will-free-nevada-prison-october-185312121.html

 

[Iowa]

Q: What did Johnny Cochran say when accused of beating his wife?
A: At least I didn't kill her like some people I know.


Q: Who's the dumbest person in America?
A: OJ's next girlfriend.

Q: Why were some people in L.A. dissapointed by the O.J. verdict?
A: They already had new TV sets picked out.


Q: What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and O.J. Simpson have in common?
A: They both beat up on the Browns.

 

[shakey1]

Says when he gets out, he'd like to take another stab at marriage.

https://sports.yahoo.com/o-j-simpson-granted-parole-will-free-nevada-prison-october-185312121.html

I see what you did there.