NZ: Right to Name Your Kids?

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New Zealand judge orders 'odd' name change


A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Judge Rob Murfitt said that the name embarrassed the nine-year-old and could expose her to teasing.

He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples.

Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

One mother wanted to name her child O.crnia using text language, but was later persuaded to use Oceania, he said.

'Social handicap'

The ruling, in the city of New Plymouth on the North Island, was handed down in February but only made public now.

UNUSUAL NAMES
Allowed: Violence; Number 16 Bus Shelter; Midnight Chardonnay; Benson and Hedges (twins)
Blocked: Yeah Detroit; Stallion; Twisty Poi; Keenan Got Lucy; Sex Fruit; Fat Boy; Cinderella Beauty Blossom; Fish and Chips (twins)​

The name issue emerged during a custody hearing for the young girl - who had refused to tell her friends her name and went simply by "K".

"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name," Judge Murfitt wrote.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii's name has now been changed and the custody case resolved, court officials said.

New Zealand does not allow names that would cause offence or that are longer than 100 characters, Registrar-General Brian Clarke said.

Officials often tried to talk parents out of particularly unusual choices that could embarrass their offspring, the Associated Press news agency quoted him as saying.
 
There was a show in VH1 about how celebrities give
"stupid" names.
I still think "Pilot Inspekter" was the worst.
 
They did the right thing. I cant understand people who want to name their kids like that, seriously what the fuck? They tried to name a kid "Metallica" in Sweden but weren't allowed.
 
I remember the story about the Wiser family who of course
named their son Bud. Not sure how much truth there was
to this story though.
 
I don't understand why the parents don't give their kids real names and then have the opportunity to give them any nickname they wish..I think those names come under cruel and unusual punishment to be honest, and even if it is against civil liberties, I'm glad a court has said these kids can't be named...Sex Fruit...etc.
 
I don't understand why the parents don't give their kids real names and then have the opportunity to give them any nickname they wish..I think those names come under cruel and unusual punishment to be honest, and even if it is against civil liberties, I'm glad a court has said these kids can't be named...Sex Fruit...etc.

What?! I think it would be hella cool to be named Running Bear,
Strong Deer, Huata (Carrying Seeds in Basket), Falling Rain,
Kaliska(Coyote Chasing Deer), Darting Hummingbird, Returning
Moon, Clouds Rising, Rippling Water and personally I think it would
be most interesting dating a girl named Lenmana or Makkitotosimew ;)
 
There are plenty of countries that only allowed names that come from their country and background so I think that is worse than stopping parents from naming their kids "fence post" or some other dumb ass name.

Not sure which countries BUT odds are a place with tons of drinking involved and wanting to stay close to their roots.
 
A young NA Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers... He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name...

The chief answered in his typically poetic way..."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest... and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."

Then, the boy said to the Chief... And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky...

The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name... And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.... White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth. Then he asked the boy...

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
 
Thanks Kludge. I've been waiting an eternity for the right moment to whip that out!
 
Number 16 Bus Shelter
If we used a naming system like this, we could keep track of the welfare cases

We send the check, we name the kid.

"3307, your order is ready. Please throw away the ketchup packets after you've finished sucking on them. And no, you may not pay with church bake-sale raffle tickets."
 
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I remember hearing on the news a story (close to ten years ago) about someone naming their child "Formica dinette"

She said that she always thought it sounded pretty.
 
A parent naming their kid "Sex Fruit" ,or "Running Deer" is abuse. Just think how that kid is going to be treated the rest of his life, but hey.

Parents are always right. :rolleyes:
 
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