Now Leftists are Coming for Your Toilet Paper

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Do leftists want to MADA, Make America Dirty Again?
A clue is provided by some of the cities they run, dotted as they are with human feces.
Now there’s a related clue, too: Some leftists would make toilet paper the next plastic straw (which itself was the next SUV) and start a war on it.
Just consider this Kimberly Strassel tweet, brought to us by American Thinker’s Monica Showalter:
And now they are coming for your toilet paper..... To be clear, folks, there is NOTHING the left would not seek to control in people's daily lives under the guise of fixing "climate change." They will even tell you with what to wipe. https://t.co/GGcXoMa0PM
— Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) July 18, 2019
Showalter remarks that leftists want to make us like socialist Venezuela, where, aside from being reduced to eating cats and dogs, people find toilet paper in short supply. She also quotes the NRDC (National Resources Defense Council) itself:
You may not realize it, but the toilet paper in your bathroom likely comes from some of the most important — and threatened — forests in the world. In fact, Procter & Gamble is driving the devastation of one of the last great forests on earth to produce Charmin, the world’s biggest toilet paper brand — made out of 100 percent virgin forest fiber.
Now we’re running out of time: Between 1996 and 2015, more than 28 million acres of Canada’s boreal forest were logged. This logging threatens the ways of life of hundreds of Indigenous communities, releases hundreds of millions of tons of climate-altering carbon stored in the forest into the atmosphere every year, and devastates iconic wildlife.
Procter & Gamble must own up to its environmental impact and stop making its toilet paper from virgin pulp rather than sustainable recycled materials. The cost to communities, species, and our climate is simply too high to keep flushing our forests away.
Showalter wonders why the NRDC is targeting Charmin, stating that those buying it actually use less paper because it’s so absorbent; she asserts that some leftists have actually advocated it for this reason.
Whatever the truth there, we should wonder what the NRDC’s game is. Why pick on Charmin? Is it because it’s a visible name that can attract attention? Is this a Jesse Jackson-style shakedown? Perhaps it’s just mindless, doctrinaire allegiance to recycling dogma, but the bottom line is that virtually everything the NRDC claimed above is false.
Note that a “boreal” forest is merely one characterized by coniferous trees and found in a subarctic climate in the Northern Hemisphere. Canada has 28 percent of Earth’s boreal zone and nine percent of the planet’s total forest cover; it also is, by value, the world’s leading exporter of softwood lumber. But its forests are hardly imperiled.

Here are the facts, courtesy of the very liberal Canadian government’s own website:
• Less than 0.3% of Canada’s forests are harvested annually.
• Less than 0.02% of Canada’s forests are deforested each year.
• [Only] 6% of forest land is on private property, [and] 100% of forests harvested on Canada’s public land must be successfully regenerated.
Moreover, as AppalachianWood.com points out, “Forest products companies are in the business of growing and harvesting trees, so reforestation is important to them.” Of course. Thinking otherwise is like supposing that a corporate farm wouldn’t replant its wheat. It would be out of business after one harvest.
In other words, Canadian forests aren’t “threatened” and the nation’s wildlife isn’t being devastated. The NRDC is, simply, peddling lies.
It’s the same story in the United States, mind you, which is almost nine times as densely populated as Canada. In fact, we have more forested area now than 70 years ago, and the picture is only getting brighter. As AppalachianWood.com also informs, we plant approximately “2.3 billion seedlings” yearly (and “nearly 55 percent were planted by the forest products industry”).
As for “global warming,” all these new trees will help absorb CO[SUB]2[/SUB], but don’t bet on that stopping man-caused climate change — because you can’t stop a process that doesn’t exist.


More at: https://www.thenewamerican.com/tech...now-leftists-are-coming-for-your-toilet-paper

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They won't be satisfied until most of us are dead and those that remain are living in mud huts and living a hunter* gatherer lifestyle.

*Hunting will be outlawed.
The first leftist?

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[h=1]Genesis 4:2[/h] “And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.”

King James Version (KJV)
 
They won't be satisfied until most of us are dead and those that remain are living in mud huts and living a hunter* gatherer lifestyle.

*Hunting will be outlawed.

Yes, this is most certainly one "delivery vector" of the coming genocide.
 
Toilet paper is for peasants. Bidets are much more efficient, sanitary, and save you money. Everyone should be using them.
 
Toilet paper is for peasants. Bidets are much more efficient, sanitary, and save you money. Everyone should be using them.
That may be true but that's no reason to let the left dictate to us.

It also has other uses too.
 
Toilet paper is for peasants. Bidets are much more efficient, sanitary, and save you money. Everyone should be using them.
Bidets are for freaks.
And just stick one in your back pack next time you're out hiking.

Bulsht
 
I think this plan is working. Tissue is in short supply at work. I guess we are heading back to the days of corncobs.
 
Guess I'll just have to photocopy pictures of Democrats and use them to wipe my ass. Or are they gonna have to come for printers to prevent that from happening?
 
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I think this plan is working. Tissue is in short supply at work. I guess we are heading back to the days of corncobs.

When they started installing those god-damned TP dispensers that try to limit how much TP you can pull at once, I knew that was the beginning of the end

May God have mercy on our souls
 
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