orenbus
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It’s so great, people write hit musicals about it.
And they sell out theaters even though a large portion of the dialogue is just “Eyyy, ya fugginass o!” And grown men wail about its women.
SHA LA LA LA LA LA
New Jersey is centrally located near many major attractions.
It’s close to decent-sized mountainous regions (no disrespect, Colorado); New York and Philly; and of course, the Jersey Shore.
Not this abomination.
Most of the people (a loose term) on that show (a looser term) aren’t even from NJ. They slither out of their holes in the North to grease up our beautiful beaches.
In fact, we have over 300 miles of coastline. What do you have 300 miles of, Rhode Island? Oh, right…
By law, we are not allowed to pump our own gas.
And as douchey as that may sound, we still have some of the lowest gas prices in the country. Cry about it, California.
And we have our own traffic laws.
If you’re in NJ and you hear someone mention a jug handle, they don’t mean this:
They mean this:
It’s a traffic system in which turning traffic exits right to go left. Why? Because screw you, that’s why!
And if you want to learn other weird things about NJ, you can read this:
And they sell out theaters even though a large portion of the dialogue is just “Eyyy, ya fugginass o!” And grown men wail about its women.
SHA LA LA LA LA LA
New Jersey is centrally located near many major attractions.
It’s close to decent-sized mountainous regions (no disrespect, Colorado); New York and Philly; and of course, the Jersey Shore.
Not this abomination.
Most of the people (a loose term) on that show (a looser term) aren’t even from NJ. They slither out of their holes in the North to grease up our beautiful beaches.
In fact, we have over 300 miles of coastline. What do you have 300 miles of, Rhode Island? Oh, right…
By law, we are not allowed to pump our own gas.
And as douchey as that may sound, we still have some of the lowest gas prices in the country. Cry about it, California.
And we have our own traffic laws.
If you’re in NJ and you hear someone mention a jug handle, they don’t mean this:
They mean this:
It’s a traffic system in which turning traffic exits right to go left. Why? Because screw you, that’s why!
And if you want to learn other weird things about NJ, you can read this:
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