Nebraska: The only Resident serves as the village clerk, treasurer, mayor and council.

[aGameOfThrones]

She has a monopoly! Wonder if she belongs to a public union...

 

[Philhelm]

Ronpolis has a nice ring to it.

 

[eduardo89]

I wonder if the town civil servants collectively bargain...

 

[acptulsa]

I wonder if the town civil servants collectively bargain...

I doubt it. I think she does what needs to be done, and if you don't like her beer price you leave town.

I wonder if she has built herself a traffic light. Back when her husband was alive, they might have needed one.

 

[aGameOfThrones]

She needs to go to her tavern and demand she put a support the public unions sign or she will boycott herself. Greedy capitalist!

 

[UtahApocalypse]

Looks like a nice place:

http://goo.gl/maps/WzuX

 

[acptulsa]

Looks like a nice place:

Damn! Looks like an eighth of a mile worth of streets to maintain! That's a lot of work for an old lady.

 

[acptulsa]

You guys are taking big, but what if the population didn't get down to one by accident? Looks like she has plenty of room to bury bodies.

 

[South Park Fan]

How does her tavern get any business if she's the only resident. Are there communities nearby?

 

[acptulsa]

How does her tavern get any business if she's the only resident. Are there communities nearby?

You need to drive across a flyover state some time. Get an atlas and look at the Nebraska page. You can drive for an hour with nothing on the horizon but a grain elevator.

The state's bigger than Pennsylvania, New York or Georgia, yet can't claim as big a population as West Virginia. There's a whole lot of room between towns. And there may not be a great many rural residents nearby, but a certain percentage of them will drive for beer.

 

[acptulsa]

Wonder why she goes to the time and expense to keep it incorporated? Must be nostalgia.

 

[eduardo89]

Wonder why she goes to the time and expense to keep it incorporated? Must be nostalgia.

She's addicted to power.

 

[acptulsa]

She's addicted to power.

Not just everywhere one person can hold four officious titles.

 

[South Park Fan]

She's addicted to power.

Could she, in her capacity as the executive and legislative branches of the village's government, sell the entirety of the town to her private ownership?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

lulz @ thread

 

[Dr.3D]

Just wait till she votes herself a pay raise. The tax payers will revolt.

 

[acptulsa]

She'd never overthrow herself. There'd be a vacuum of power.

 

[eduardo89]

There's no need for any elections, she said

I think she needs to be overthrown, let's get a Security Council resolution.

 

[aGameOfThrones]

There's no democracy there! The U.S government must do something about this. She's a regular Saddam Hussein, with 100% of the vote.

 

[acptulsa]

There's no democracy there! The U.S government must do something about this. She's a regular Saddam Hussein, with 100% of the vote.

The U.S. government kind of has its hands full at the moment. Maybe the U.N. can persuade Guatemala to come up and lend a hand.