my ron paul bumper stickers keep getting stolen!

[FindLiberty]

Crisco best idea, but the attacker might just escalate to keying, etc. Consider camera.

Ask Bruce Willis to watch the car 4U, or use that (fake) protective stuff his assassin character sprayed on the rear plate (on a two-tone, white-washed van that he drive in that movie). !kidding! Bruce also had a HUGE remote gun in the back, but that would be OVERKILL and make a loud noise. Consider digging a mote around it instead...

 

[NinjaPirate]

Could be worse. Back in 2008 my old car was spit on and eventually keyed. :/

 

[bb23]

I still like the smear dog crap on them method.

Same here. But a thin layer, so it's not really visible.

 

[bubbleboy]

I was keyed for my RON PAUL Revolution 2012 window decal. I covered it up with a large RP door magnet.

 

[Henry Rogue]

Back in the day, some milk trucks had model T coils rigged up, so the farm dogs would get a shock when they peed on the wheels. When I was a young kid my, brother had it on his international pickup truck. It had a wire that hung down to the ground, for some reason the switch was inside the cab, so you didn't want to forget about it being on when you got out. I was sitting in the cab one day and my brother's friend happened to be leaning against the truck, I couldn't resist I flipped the switch on. He let out a heck of a yelp. then I lock the doors till he cooled down. I recommend putting the switch hidden discreetly on the outside. A trail camera with night vision would be a good way to capture an image, some are camouflaged. Mount it high in a tree.

 

[FindLiberty]

...model T coils rigged up...

Have to jump up on the truck! Pavlov would quickly teach you, if you forgot.

Ah yes,

I built one for my bike in the 5th/6th grade (~1964). Carried a sprinkling can full of water to spread around bike to make the shock more effective. It was possible to just hang on after some "practice". The arming "key" was a 1/4 in phone plug wrapped in friction tape that was inserted in a "shorting" contact jack to turn it "Off". Aluminum foil covered plastic handle bar grips. It ran on a spring top 6v lantern battery. Insulation placed under kick stand and short metal "toilet" chain from the spark coil to ground completed the HV circuit. Rode it to school, shocked my teacher for the demo. I remember it like it was yesterday. (I still have that 1/4" key... in case I ever encounter one of these evil contraptions!)

Today it would use PIR sensors and a taser as the power source and the lawsuit(s) would sting even more.

 

[jbauer]

The ink stuff wont work. When they get it on their hands they'll rub it all over everything.

Don't kill them, but have fun!!!

You could hook a electric fence'er up to it. Them touching the car would complete the ground and give them a tickle.

 

[Carson]

All right. Which one of you guys was I behind today?

I was in the San Francisco Bay Area and the truck had IOWA plates.

It had two Ron Paul 2012 on the back. I saw another on the drivers side. I'm assuming there was another near the passenger side.

It had about fifteen others.

One in the middle had a picture of Obama and said does this ass make my truck look big.

Another was a squirrel that said, "Protect your nuts!"


Oh Man! I just remembered I had my camera.


One was if you don't know your rights you don't have any. ???

One went something like;

I'll keep my Freedom. I'll keep my Guns. (And I'll keep a couple of other things.) And you keep the Change.

 

[WarAnonymous]

If anyone that got their sticker stolen wants another. I have about 200 or 300 of them. I'd be willing to send one for free.

 

[BuddyRey]

My little sister was having dinner in a restaurant out of town one night, and when she came back out to her car, the Ron Paul sticker on her back windshield had been crumpled up and stuck onto the drivers' side door knob. Whoever did it very obviously WANTED her to see it. I can't even express how pissed I was when she told me...that someone would vandalize her car like that, and want to flaunt it so brazenly.

But, ever the defiant teenage rebel, she uncrumpled the sticker and mounted it back on its original spot of glory.

 

[GreenBulldog]

I never heard of anyone stealing a bumper sticker before. I highly doubt Ron Paul people did it. It must of been Romney or Obama supporters. They must really fear Ron Paul to go to all the effort to steal bumper stickers. Yes, we are Winning! We just got to keep it up!

I think they are Romney or Obama supports who are closet Ron Paul supporters who really want a sticker, but can't purchase it in the open, so they resort to ripping it of a car.

Yes, we are winning.