Message from my girlfriend... am I being dumped?

Do I still have a chance?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 17 20.7%

  • No!

    Votes: 32 39.0%

  • This is NOT funny...

    Votes: 33 40.2%
  • Total voters
    82
Very good. LOL.
But I would not give up on finding the "right one".
Keep learning and growing and someday, when the time is right, "she" will show up.
And when "she" does, you had better be ready.
 
Let's get focus on this area,

FreedomRings said:
You have every reason to be proud of yourself, and as I've always told you, size really isn't that important... what matters is that you gave it your very best.
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Did you asked her about your size? Are you nervous about your size? C'mom human's average size is about 5 to 6 1.2, no worries my pal.

If you didn't asked her about your size, then obviously she used you.

She is a wack IMO.
 
Wow, I read the thread title and thought "what's this fool doing, posting about a relationship here?"

I never guessed I would be in for one heck of a parody. Clever.
 
tell her to keep the $5M and buy a nice PAC or 2. It was worth the wake up call you got that were worthy of someone so fine, not the whores you've been hanging out with earlier.
 
LiveToWin said:
Most people are not going to understand this until tommorow on the way home while they are stuck in traffic, and then they will just L-O-L.
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Maybe the neocons mate. You're with the wrong crowd... a 60 IQ isn't the average here... 160 would be closer to the truth.

Didn't get me... as soon as I "conventional" went up, on WE have an analogy here, now don't we... wonder what it could be..

Better luck next time..

YOU'LL GET HER BACK.

BETTER Yet, you'll both end up married and living happily ever after!!!!:D
 
Thanks for the advice guys... I hope Ronda and I'll get back together soon. To be honest, I'd really appreciate some effort on her part to show that she still believes we can achieve great things together... and that we have the power to change not just her social circle, but the entire country - and by extension the whole world. :D

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[Note: I'm glad I got at least a few of you. ;) Most quotes in bold are paraphrased or quoted verbally from the video linked to in the PS]


Dear John,

You're such a wonderful person and we've had an amazing time together [your support and enthusiasm have far surpassed all my expectations]. I've learned so many things from you, and you were much better than I ever imagined possible [the grassroots support was amazing].

I'm soooo sorry about [Super] Tuesday! It wasn't my fault, it just kinda happened [they didn't vote for me] and believe me, I really didn't want to hurt your feelings [you did a great job]. Promise!!!

Anyway, I thought about it and realized that I'm simply not ready for a relationship in the "conventional" sense [victory in the conventional sense is not available]. I mean, this has to be more than just between you and me [this has to be more than a Ron Paul revolution]. And if it doesn't work out, we can always get back together, right? [I'll be running for Congress] I hope you'll understand.

Don't get me wrong, John. For the rest of my life I'll remember the thing we had as the start of something amazing [this is only the beginning; revolutions are long-term projects]. You have every reason to be proud of yourself, and as I've always told you, size really isn't that important [we got only a few percent of the vote]... what matters is that you gave it your very best [much good has been accomplished this past year].

By the way, I've removed your pics [donations counter] from my website, but you can keep sending me flowers [money] and I hope you'll buy my perfume [book] when it comes out. How about if we meet in Washington later this year [March on DC] so we can have dinner and celebrate our friendship [freedom rally]? If you organize and pay for the trip [because I won't], maybe I'll come. As for the $5 million [donated cash still on hand], don't worry about it, I'm sure I'll put them to good use.

xoxoxo

Ronda

PS: Did you hear that Ron Paul dropped out of the race? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_vVaZxTno

 
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FreedomRings said:
Thanks for the advice guys... I hope Ronda and I'll get back together soon. To be honest, I'd really appreciate some effort on her part to show that she still believes we can achieve great things together... and that we have the power to change not just her social circle, but the entire country - and by extension the whole world. :D

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Note: I'm glad I got at least a few of you. ;) Most quotes in bold are paraphrased or quoted verbally from the video linked to in the PS]


Dear John,

You're such a wonderful person and we've had an amazing time together [your support and enthusiasm have far surpassed all my expectations]. I've learned so many things from you, and you were much better than I ever imagined possible [the grassroots support was amazing].

I'm soooo sorry about [Super] Tuesday! It wasn't my fault, it just kinda happened [they didn't vote for me] and believe me, I really didn't want to hurt your feelings [you did a great job]. Promise!!!

Anyway, I thought about it and realized that I'm simply not ready for a relationship in the "conventional" sense [victory in the conventional sense is not available]. I mean, this has to be more than just between you and me [this has to be more than a Ron Paul revolution]. And if it doesn't work out, we can always get back together, right? [I'll be running for Congress] I hope you'll understand.

Don't get me wrong, John. For the rest of my life I'll remember the thing we had as the start of something amazing [this is only the beginning; revolutions are long-term projects]. You have every reason to be proud of yourself, and as I've always told you, size really isn't that important [we got only a few percent of the vote]... what matters is that you gave it your very best [much good has been accomplished this past year].

By the way, I've removed your pics [donations counter] from my website, but you can keep sending me flowers [money] and I hope you'll buy my perfume [book] when it comes out. How about if we meet in Washington later this year [March on DC] so we can have dinner and celebrate our friendship [freedom rally]? If you organize and pay for the trip [because I won't], maybe I'll come. As for the $5 million [donated cash still on hand], don't worry about it, I'm sure I'll put them to good use.

xoxoxo

Ronda

PS: Did you hear that Ron Paul dropped out of the race? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_vVaZxTno
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oh........oh.......oh.....you're good..........you're very very good ......
 
Who cares? I could have pasted this same email from your mother last week.

The McCain trolls are starting to get WORRIED about the convention!!! I love it! There's going to be more and more of this garbage posting the closer we get.
 
devil21 said:
Who cares? I could have pasted this same email from your mother last week.

The McCain trolls are starting to get WORRIED about the convention!!! I love it! There's going to be more and more of this garbage posting the closer we get.
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of all people, you would think every Paulite could appreciate irreverent satire
 
Very clever. The post was confusing at first read but I got it on the second time through. I actually laughed at the "size isn't important line" when I figured out that it meant the % of the vote.

Good one.
 
raystone said:
of all people, you would think every Paulite could appreciate irreverent satire
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I find it insulting actually. I dont see the humor in subtly trying to cast doubt as to Ron Paul's motives. He has always been a man of integrity and such "satire" implies that he may not be. Mainly the part about buying his book and that he will keep the 5 million for himself.
 
devil21 said:
I find it insulting actually. I dont see the humor in subtly trying to cast doubt as to Ron Paul's motives. He has always been a man of integrity and such "satire" implies that he may not be. Mainly the part about buying his book and that he will keep the 5 million for himself.
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Im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you did like the movie Dumb and Dumber.
 
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