Memo to the South: Go Ahead, Secede Already!

[Cutlerzzz]

Does the South also get the Great Plains and Rocky Mountain states that overwhelmingly vote Republican?

 

[jbauer]

Just one stipulation...when the wheels fall off your collectivist, progressive experiment, NO COMING BACK!

Fuck you, no Masshole migration, no Californication, you understand?

Go someplace else and fuck it up for everybody, you are not welcome back.

I grew up in the North and moved South. We continue to convince people to move to the South. Where do I sign on the dotted line. At first I thought this guy was just joking but he's dead serious....and so am I. We're (short of the Nat Gas) place gaining businesses. We're the only place keeping the constitution. We're the only place standing up to the socialists. The Northern states should thank us.

 

[jbauer]

Oh, I forgot, no New Jersey "Half - Backs" either.

That's the big problem with the author's premise.

Everybody that can, are leaving the places he thinks are the best thing since sliced bread, and moving where?

Red State USA...mostly, with side trips to Northern New England to fuck us up, in NH, ME and VT as well.

All day every day. TN is inundated with Northern's

 

[Brian Coulter]

All day every day. TN is inundated with Northern's

My father-n-law and I went to Tennessee several years ago touring the battlefields. The proprietor at a motel near Nashville asked us what was the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee....the Yankees go home.

 

[paulbot24]

When you think about the liberal statist strongholds, you almost wish that global warming was not just a crony lie. Almost. Texas's coastal areas would be fine since the water would fear them. New Yorkers get bailout money and endless sympathy when tropical storms strike them, the Texans don't bother to ask and just keep working on a gigantic freeze gun so they can eventually climb the frozen tidal waves and plant the Lone Star flag on top.

 

[Southron]

Oh, I forgot, no New Jersey "Half - Backs" either.

That's the big problem with the author's premise.

Everybody that can, are leaving the places he thinks are the best thing since sliced bread, and moving where?

Red State USA...mostly, with side trips to Northern New England to fuck us up, in NH, ME and VT as well.

This is the problem. How can you maintain your new confederacies without keeping them away at the point of a gun? They would just invade "Free England" peaceably and reinstate Ameritopia.

In fact, I think the absolute worst migrants are those chasing prosperity but bring tyranny with them like a disease. They suck the host dry of any prosperity, and strangle what is left with big government. Then they escape to the next state, or county, or city looking for more ways to make wealth...

 

[BamaAla]

Got a bunch of chiggers on my junk one time. Was most unpleasant.

Gotta be careful picking blackberries!

 

[supermario21]

The Bonnie Blue flag would be a good one, as well.

 

[WM_in_MO]

I'd like to bring all of Missouri and the southern part of Illinois with us

 

[The Gold Standard]

Just let us have Wyoming or something. Then the Republican fascists can have the south and the Democrat communists can have the north. They will be at war with each other anyway, so we might as well get out of their way.

 

[tod evans]

Gotta be careful picking blackberries!

They're in bloom in the Ozarks...